Today, I was at my girlfriend's house and had to go to the bathroom. While peeing, I had a cough attack. The cough shook my body, making me pee all over my pants. My girlfriend's parents just arrived. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house, dying to pee during a thunderstorm. Ran to the bathroom, but it was occupied. A huge thunderclap scared me pretty bad. When the door finally opened, my girlfriend's mom walked out, laughing. I realized the thunder scared me into peeing my pants. FML
Today, all was going fine until I had a tickle in my throat, which turned into a coughing fit. Only to cough for the last time and shart my pants. FML
Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try a new place to eat. On our way home we both had upset stomachs. As we raced into the house we realized neither of us could hold it any longer. Having only one bathroom, I let her go first. She exploded on the toilet and I exploded in my pants. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night feeling sick. I went to the bathroom and knelt in front of the toilet, waiting to throw up. When I finally did, I violently shit my pants at the same time. I was at my friend's house. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. I really had to use the bathroom, but decided to wait. After about an hour, I went to the restroom. I pissed for so long that when I walked out her family all started clapping. FML
Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance and fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me and spraying myself and my entire bathroom with my own pee. FML
Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML
Today, I went to visit an ex-boyfriend in New York and slept at his place. In the night, while he was asleep, I had to pee really bad so I went to their one bathroom and found his mom passed out asleep on the toilet, leading me to pee my pants. FML
Today, I shat myself in front of my girlfriend's family, after drinking too much the previous night and waking up with major stomach problems. FML
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stitch_book 4
tell them their shower attacked your pants! and you're thinking of pressing charges.
perdix 31
Go meet them wearing no pants. They probably want to know what you're packing that could make them grandparents.
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Comments (54)
alwa7sh 2
Amigo, just splash water and say that the faucet was too strong which led to you getting wet.
fthku 13
Are you sure you weren't having a seizure instead? How can you cough so badly that you pee all over? Lemme try it right now. *Tries* Yeah no, I pretty much stand still and manage not to piss on myself. And I wasn't faking that cough, I'm ******* sick. D:
perdix 31
Go meet them wearing no pants. They probably want to know what you're packing that could make them grandparents.
GuidoCheese 0
Kind of risky, don't you think?
banana_buddy 6
Risky? Ofc giving an open invitation to have group sex with your gf's parents isn't risky. How could they possibly say no?
mea_iloveskiing 26
almost like ben stiller in something about mary :D
Necromal 2
yeah but i think something about Mary is about two levels above this
mea_iloveskiing 26
yes probably :)
JesusSchwartz 5
That's gotta piss you off when that happens...
valri3 0
That is why you sit down and pee.
lolol_BKYCHO 3
I agree with 24.
NINJAPROTOTYPE10 0
You agree with 24... You a woman. You have to sit while you urinate.
donkeyshlong420 0
wtf 24 men dont sit down to piss thats why u have a **** unless u have a vag??
clarebluehair13 0
I'm not sure that it is why men have a penis rather than a ******, I think there are other reasons other than being able to stand and urinate lol
macskapingvin 0
The main reason of course being a matter of tessellation.
SarahCrazy_fml 0
hahahhaha. this happened to my mom but while we were at the mall, I feel bad for you.
GawZ 0
her daddy gonna think you creamed in your pants and he gonna be pissed!