Today, I was at home, my mom came and saw me holding what she thought was a glass of beer. She took the glass, threw it and slapped me for drinking it. I was drinking Apple Juice. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I poured out a glass of apple juice to drink. I threw out a beer can from earlier, and my mom thought I was drinking alcohol, not juice. She scolded me, until I made her physically taste the juice. FML
Today, I helped myself to a small glass of cocktail from the fridge, not realising it was alcoholic. I told my mom what happened. She made me drink salty water until I vomited so I wouldn't get "alcohol poisoning". I'm 19. FML
Today, my mom said my name and startled me so badly, I jumped and dropped the glass I was holding. She still isn’t speaking to me for breaking her favorite glass. FML
Today, my mother woke me up by putting a beer on my face. After 15 minutes of her telling me to "just take a sip" and me rejecting it, I finally did just to shut her up. She then yelled at me for giving in to "peer pressure". FML
Today, I left a concert with my drunk mother who had spilled beer all over my shirt. I drove her home and she slept it off. Later, my mom "found" my shirt in the laundry and grounded me for drinking behind her back. She won't believe me that it was her. FML
Today, my mom was in the kitchen when her shirt caught on fire. Acting quickly, I poured my glass of water on her. Instead of thanking me, she yelled at me for making a mess. FML
Today, my mom came home, shitfaced drunk. She thought I was my dad and gave me a forceful kiss, with a lot of tongue. She then pulled away, stared at me, screamed in horror, and spewed all over me. I puked too. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
Today, I was telling my teenage daughter about the effects from alcohol, and how she should not give in to peer pressure. While talking, I noticed that she was looking at me funny. There was a wine glass in my hand. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML
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n0lovesongs 0
That's hilarious.
jyn_fml 0
wow that's kinda f'ed up
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RavishMe77 0
Ahaha, not to stereotype Indians, but as a fellow South Asian, I have to say...your mom WOULD slap you across the face for drinking beer that was really apple juice. :P
tashi_fml 0
im sorry,but even if you were drinking beer, she had no right to slap you...
photogblue 0
my friends an I were on a train once and my one friend who is 23 (I was 20) was brown baggin' some rum. I however, was drinking cream soda and a cop came up and harassed me for 10 minutes until he finally smelled it like I suggested. Then he just said, "Oh", and walked away. Jerk. Sucks that you got slapped though, and it sucks that your mom doesn't even know what beer looks like.
liumangqing 0
U should shown brand to your mum～～
quadracer111 0
Jaska have you ever been to Saskatchewan?Or Manitoba? Or even Alberta? 90% if not more of the serious crimes (stanbings, robbings, beating someone nearly to death for no reason) are all commited by natives here in these 3 provinces. Go to Thompson Manitoba and drive around, you will see what I mean. I am a 6ft 4"267 lb guy and I wouldn't even dare to walk down a street in Thompson by myself.
aaaaa12345_fml 0
does she have down syndrome?
RuralNinja 0
Who pours beer into a glass? Unless of course your parents feel the need to keep it on tap.
weirdgirl_sf 0
That's kind of funny, but f your life because your mom is a total bitch. Good luck with that.
GoML 0
Well dude,my parents are indian and they would never do that. They dont want me to drink. But by saying that in india its a big deal to drink, thats being a hypocrite. Just because india is sumwhat cultured it dosent mean that they dont drink. Heck all of my moms and dads brothers and some sisters drink. God, they dont get slapped. My cousins drink and they dont get slapped lol. Wtf are you saying thats its a huge deal. Its not.I go to india like every year.
Rydizzle 0
this is like the 4th or 5th stupid FML that I read today. this sucks.