Collin
United States
Today, I was at a public pool. A very fat kid yelled, "Cannon Ball!" He jumped right on me. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
adeeri
Jackson, United States
Today, a little kid accidentally ran into me at the pool. He apologized by biting my leg. FML
Frank
Daylesford, Australia
Slick moves
Today, I tried doing a backflip off the diving board into our hotel's swimming pool. Instead, I flopped into the pool so hard it sounded like a cannonball, and now my stomach is bright red. My friends will probably bring this up for the rest of our holiday. FML
JuggaloSlasher15
United States
Today, at the pool, a kid no older than 8 was sitting on the diving board, not letting anyone else use it. I went over and tried to reason with him, but he wouldn't listen. My uncle stormed over, said "I got this!" and punted him over the edge. We both got thrown out for "bullying" the kid. FML
butisavedyourkid
United States
Today, I rescued a little boy who looked like he was drowning in a public pool. His mother then smacked me in the face for "touching him". FML
qtpieo1
United States
Today, I was at the pool with two boys I babysit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML
Anonymous
Los Angeles, United States
Today, I went to the pool with my son. One moment I'm sitting down, applying sunscreen to my legs, and the next I look up to see him squatting on the diving board, seconds before dropping a deuce into the pool. As we got kicked out, he screamed that it was my fault. FML
poolfail
Today, at the pool, I decided to face my fears and go off the high dive. I slipped off the edge and did a barrel roll into the pool while screaming like a little girl. FML
klutz
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Nice try
Today, me and my friend were following this hot lifeguard around a waterpark. In the wave pool, I decided to be cute and "accidentally" bump into him during the waves to start a conversation. As I prepared to do this, a large wave pushed me off my feet and I fell face-first into his butt. FML
babydoll13211
United States
Today, I was at a friend's pool party. He lives on a lake and one of our friends wouldn't get in the water. My best friend and I decided to push him off the dock. Once we had, I turned to see my crush who had watched looked shocked, then said, "You know he can't swim right?" FML
clumsy girl
Austin, United States
Bounce off
Today, I embraced my inner child and went to a trampoline park with friends. I was having a blast until I attempted a somersault and ended up bouncing right into a group of screaming toddlers. I was escorted out by a concerned parent. FML
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itz_towelie 6
you got to be carefull when fat people are dealing with their arch nemesis gravity.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Erm, YDI for looking like water? Lawsuit! Trolling doesn't suit me. OP, when you hear someone at a pool shout "Cannonball" GTFO! Bad things are about to happen. FYL
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Comments (424)
xsu418x 0
I smell lawsuit!!! do it!!!
ABbaby 10
Should've beat his ass, how do you land on someone?
evfreak_fml 0
Clearly the fat kid couldn't see him there because his rolls got in the way. OP, I almost said YDI because you shouldn't get so close to whales. Hasn't mommy ever taught you not to get close to strange animals?
RedPillSucks 33
Hard to beat someone up with a broken collar bone.
jordan75_fml 0
fat people ruin everything get better soon!
Serena_Rose 0
sue! :D
l_s_1_boy 0
fat kids do make good cannonballs
ladykat 0
I make the best canon balls.... and I'm 5'2 and 105
JaZzie_dUh 9
Well..The kid did warn you. =) Get well soon!
FMLhockeyNHL 0
nice rack
superbadd 0
^_^ perv alert.. but then again it's out there.
locolouis 0
I'm sorry I just almost laughed my self to death. FYL OP.
TwoFlushTurd 0
LOL
chapachristina4 0
hahaah!! atleast you didn't get lost in his fat!! XD
arshiasasson 0
sue his ***