Doordean
Gig economy
Today, the dean of the university I go to delivered a DoorDash order to me. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Mix up
Today, I ordered DoorDash to my home. I sat outside waiting for it, starving, when my husband came out, laughing at me. The DoorDasher had called, I'd accidently sent it to my work. FML
Anonymous
Mixup
Today, I had to Doordash lunch, due to an important work meeting in another timezone running incredibly long. I was trying to play it cool but I was starving. Finally, I get the notification that the food had been dropped off. I looked at the picture: it was delivered to my house instead of my office. FML
pizzagurl
United States
Today, while working at a pizza shop near a college campus, I got an order to deliver to the dorms. Extremely busy at work and annoyed that someone wouldn't take 3 minutes to walk over, I spat on the pizza. When I arrived to the dorm, a woman in a wheelchair opened the door. FML
Anonymous
Dashed
Today, my Doordash driver texted me to let me know my son had picked up the food I'd ordered. I don't have kids. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was at a house delivering pizza. As I walked away, I heard the mom mutter to her child, "That's why you go to college." FML
Yuri
Gloucester, United States
Thanks!
Today, I opened the door to a pizza delivery guy. I hadn't order any, but I thought maybe my roommate had. As he handed me the box, I said, "Thanks, you too" when he told me to enjoy my meal. He stopped, looked confused, and said, "Wait, what?" before leaving. I then realized my roommate was out of town and I’d just taken someone else’s pizza. FML
Anonymous
You have arrived at your destination
Today, an Edible Arrangements driver knocked on my door with the most delicious-looking gift! He was just asking for directions. FML
waterpistolriot
Austria
Keeping up appearances
Today, I ordered food for delivery. I actually made it sound as if there were other people at home so I had an excuse for ordering so much. I don't think they bought it. FML
marge1010
United States
Today, the man I have been dating for 3 weeks, who told me he owns a high end restaurant in the city, handed me my lunch order through the drive-thru at Wendy's. FML
An.
Denver, United States
Good job
Today, after a really bad day, I just wanted to order DoorDash. When my food came, I saw my burger had tomatoes in it, despite requesting no tomatoes. I’m deathly allergic. FML
Top comments
TwoBytesCarley 27
Says something about your university but this is definitely your dean’s FML.
RichardPencil 32
Are you sure you're going to a real university or a fraud like Trump University? C'mon! Dean-ial ain't just a river in Egypt.
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TwoBytesCarley 27
Says something about your university but this is definitely your dean’s FML.
RichardPencil 32
Are you sure you're going to a real university or a fraud like Trump University? C'mon! Dean-ial ain't just a river in Egypt.
Wadlaen 24
I guess things didn't go as planned for him, and this is probably just as much a FML for him as for you.
Razath 17
Maybe he needs a little bit of extra money due to unforeseen circumstances, or just a little extra to put towards retirement. How this is YOUR FML though, I can't fathom.
tiptoppc 21
Use it as an opportunity to get to know the dean. There are some people that don’t know how to spend their time idle. They look for things to do. Some people enjoy gig work, especially if it gets them to interact with others. I look for things to do when I’m idle, even make money with it, but sitting idle is hard for me. Too much energy, not enough ways to spend it.