Health: Today, I was at a public pool. A very fat kid yelled, "Cannon...

Collin 10 June 2010, 19:59 United States

Today, I was at a public pool. A very fat kid yelled, "Cannon Ball!" He jumped right on me. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

Same thing different taste

adeeri 4 September 2014, 01:24 Jackson, United States

Today, a little kid accidentally ran into me at the pool. He apologized by biting my leg. FML

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Frank 30 December 2024, 20:00 Daylesford, Australia

Slick moves

Today, I tried doing a backflip off the diving board into our hotel's swimming pool. Instead, I flopped into the pool so hard it sounded like a cannonball, and now my stomach is bright red. My friends will probably bring this up for the rest of our holiday. FML

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JuggaloSlasher15 8 August 2013, 23:03 United States

Today, at the pool, a kid no older than 8 was sitting on the diving board, not letting anyone else use it. I went over and tried to reason with him, but he wouldn't listen. My uncle stormed over, said "I got this!" and punted him over the edge. We both got thrown out for "bullying" the kid. FML

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butisavedyourkid 6 June 2013, 04:13 United States

Today, I rescued a little boy who looked like he was drowning in a public pool. His mother then smacked me in the face for "touching him". FML

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qtpieo1 13 August 2010, 16:14 United States

Today, I was at the pool with two boys I babysit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML

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Anonymous 12 July 2013, 20:27 Los Angeles, United States

Today, I went to the pool with my son. One moment I'm sitting down, applying sunscreen to my legs, and the next I look up to see him squatting on the diving board, seconds before dropping a deuce into the pool. As we got kicked out, he screamed that it was my fault. FML

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poolfail 6 August 2014, 21:14

Today, at the pool, I decided to face my fears and go off the high dive. I slipped off the edge and did a barrel roll into the pool while screaming like a little girl. FML

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klutz This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff United States

Nice try

Today, me and my friend were following this hot lifeguard around a waterpark. In the wave pool, I decided to be cute and "accidentally" bump into him during the waves to start a conversation. As I prepared to do this, a large wave pushed me off my feet and I fell face-first into his butt. FML

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babydoll13211 4 September 2009, 21:36 United States

Today, I was at a friend's pool party. He lives on a lake and one of our friends wouldn't get in the water. My best friend and I decided to push him off the dock. Once we had, I turned to see my crush who had watched looked shocked, then said, "You know he can't swim right?" FML

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clumsy girl 25 September 2023, 12:30 Austin, United States

Bounce off

Today, I embraced my inner child and went to a trampoline park with friends. I was having a blast until I attempted a somersault and ended up bouncing right into a group of screaming toddlers. I was escorted out by a concerned parent. FML

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itz_towelie 6

11 June 2010, 01:18

you got to be carefull when fat people are dealing with their arch nemesis gravity.

ImaginaryFoe 1

11 June 2010, 01:17

Erm, YDI for looking like water? Lawsuit! Trolling doesn't suit me. OP, when you hear someone at a pool shout "Cannonball" GTFO! Bad things are about to happen. FYL

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AnAngryGorrilla 0

11 June 2010, 01:41

Wow I can't believe people are saying movie when it only takes a second for someont to jump in the pool. Usually kids will say cannonball before the hit the water or before they jump. So unless you're a fish or something I don't see how the hell someone could move out the way...to the OP FYL that really sucks!! And on a side note, everybody who put YDI mommas just died.