Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML
Today, I was being pulled into a pool by my girlfriend. To avoid ruining my phone, I tossed it into one of the chairs behind me. I missed and it landed into the hot tub behind it. FML
Today, I threw my brand new iPhone 4 in the air whilst laying on my bed. It came down, went through my fingers, landed on my balls, then broke on the concrete floor. FML
Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML
Today, I used a prank app, where you shake the cell, and it makes the screen looks cracked. I ended up losing my grip on the phone. It went flying, and it is now cracked for real. FML
Today, I was hosting a pool party, when my husband and his friends got the bright idea of lighting one of the party balloons on fire. Needless to say, it immediately exploded. In shock, he jumped back straight into me, sending me and my $400 cell phone splashing into the pool. FML
Today, I was at the pool with two boys I babysit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML
Today, after calling the insurance plan for my new iPhone a "huge waste of money", I promptly dropped it in the store while trying to put it into my pocket, cracking the screen. FML
Today, while trying to find my phone in the depths of the sheets on my bed, I gave my comforter a huge shake. A second later, I heard a crash. My phone had miraculously flown straight into the glass of water on my nightstand. Found it. FML
Today, I got home and threw my phone onto my bed as usual. This time it bounced out the window. FML
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NoobHat 6
Should've had an Otter box...
MangoRico1 1
Nice Friends to give you the time to do that
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Comments (229)
GamerMaster2041 12
oNly reason why i hate this site is THAT YOU MUST SAY TODAy AND THAT IT HAPPEN RIGHT NOW MAKES PEOPLE CONFUSED HOW THE **** THEY POSTED THIS WITHOUT ANY DEVICE TO DO IT. WHY DOESNT Fmylife.co ALLOW words LIKE YESTERDAY OR 1 week ago and normal shit like that.
terraeclipse 5
Love how everyone in here has forgotten that some people actually use their COMPUTER to write FML's. So, fail for assuming smart phone is the only thing in the world anymore.
GamerMaster2041 12
terraeclipse why would i take my pc with me everywhere i go. Its too heavy. I mean people say they didnt have any device with access to the internet. And that they are still stuck with no device. If they are still stuck there with no any device that has access to the internet HOW DID THEY POST IT? They dont say anything that indicates that they went home to post their crap. fmylife.com needs to allow talking in past verb. not just that word begins with today and continues with talking in live from the place.
hazumu_fml 8
Sounds like time to get new friends after they get you a new iphone. :)
Feedmyaddiction5 14
Ydi. Everyone knows that iPhones screens are so fragile if you look at it they will crack
GeoX14 7
Who cares? I've dropped my phone tons of times, and have a lot of cracks in it. Do I care? No. It's a phone dude, not a car
PopRocks14 0
^^ Cool story bro.
tjracer10 0
I'd rather have a cracked screen than an iPhone with water damage.
ItzKymra 0
Ive heard one like this b4.....
nika10105 14
the screen wouldn't have cracked if u "gently" threw it
imperialtl 12
Your fault for not having an otterbox. But then again if it's anything less than the iPhone 4 who cares.
stoptrying 9
I'm guessing the OP and the person who bought the phone both care. Common sense is hard amirite?