Today, I was at a party. The girl I'm madly in love with referred to me as her 'Gay Friend.' She refused to kiss me in Spin-the-Bottle as 'She didn't want to do anything with anyone that night'. She then made out, and slept with, my 'best friend' whom she had never met before. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML
Today, I went to my BFF's 16th birthday party. As I arrived, a VERY cute (and familiar looking) boy said to me, "You look hot! Wanna kiss?" I've made out at parties before so I agreed. As we did, I recognized my pal as a slightly butch, if pretty, GIRL I know. Worst part - her kisses are better than my boyfriend's. Am I gay now? FML
Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML
Today, I was at a friend's house; she left the room for a few minutes. Her dad then put me in a headlock and told me that I'd, "better treat his daughter right if I ever wanted to walk again," because she's in love with me. I'm a gay guy, and she knows. FML
Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well, I'm still not attracted to you though." FML
Today, I organized a party, invited a girl I've been secretly in love with for years, as well as a friend of mine who brought along an unknown mate of his. The party was fine, although the unknown mate threw up all over the floor. Now, the girl is dating that unknown mate and is in love with him. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating introduced me to her boyfriend. We've gone on dates and have slept in the same bed, but it turns out she thought I was her gay best friend and was planning to introduce me to her boyfriend's brother. FML
Today, it was my best friend's wedding. The night ended with her in tears outside her hotel suite, where she confessed that she has a serious crush on me. I have a serious crush on her too. We're both straight women. I'm really confused. FML
Today, while at my friend's house, she had to leave the room for a few minutes. Her dad then put me in a headlock and told me that I had "better treat his daughter right if I ever wanted to walk again," because she's in love with me. Then he left. I'm a gay guy. FML
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scorpioserpent 1
aww she's a bitch :(
bluephoenix1498 0
sorry bro hate it when you love someone and its not returned
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Comments (259)
superkid 0
I call ****.
lawlwut 0
Dood, I've been there before. Too bad it happened to you. Do what I did and call your friend a dick and then make him buy you lunch and make fun of the that ***** the entire time you enjoy a beer. Plus people still play spin the bottle all of the time. You'd be surprised what games sound awesome when you're drunk.
DaftBrian 0
That what you get for not having balls.
Whitewaters 0
Don't u see she was drunk!!!
tweetspie 0
I agree with 8 about spin the bottle, but clearly you're not "madly in love with her" if she thinks you're gay.
Dragon60238 0
Sucks dude, although #190 is right, it's probably not love since it's not reciprocated.
beetlebug 0
wow shes such a bitch. i mean not only did she only call you her gay friend but she then had sex with your best friend and your best friend is a douche because he had sex with her and probably knew you liked her. next time you see her you should say that your not gay and you deserve better than her and her trashy ass. then just dnt ever talk to her again cause if you just forgive her then shell just hurt you again.
Wsmith 0
Talk like a bitch, Get smaked like a bitch!
sportsnut 0
I had to click "you deserved that one" because you didn't have the balls to tell her how you feel. It sucks, i've been there but at least you know what to do next time.
Echo_11 0
face it, dude, she's just not that into you