Today, I was at a party and we were all playing Seven Minutes in Heaven. It was my crush's turn to spin the bottle so my heart started pounding. The bottle pointed towards me! Then my crush said, "With her it'd be 'Seven Minutes in Hell'. Just skip me." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a party. The girl I'm madly in love with referred to me as her 'Gay Friend.' She refused to kiss me in Spin-the-Bottle as 'She didn't want to do anything with anyone that night'. She then made out, and slept with, my 'best friend' whom she had never met before. FML
Today, while playing spin the bottle, my two spins landed on two really pretty girls. The first girl I missed and kissed her chin. The second girl I headbutted and gave a nosebleed. FML
Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walked up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then said, "Could you hold me my drink?" and went to dance with another girl. FML
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up and spun me around like they do in the movies, but not before grimacing, taking a deep breath, and muttering "one, two, three... and... uuuppp!" FML
Today, I was at a friend's party. All of the sudden, my friend goes, "Ok girls, get a guy to dance with." Then everyone scrambled to find someone. There was just enough guy-girl pairs. This hot girl and I were the only two left. She looked at me and said, "Umm, I have to use the bathroom." FML
Today, I went to a party with 5 of my friends. Within five minutes, they'd all paired up and gone. Then it was just me, drinking my pain away. FML
Today, after countless nights spent together and flirty texts, I decided ask my crush on a date while at a party. We went on a walk and held hands. Just as I asked him, he said no, let go of my hand and briskly walked away. He was my ride home. FML
Today, I had my first kiss. It would have been great if I wasn't playing spin the bottle as a 23-year-old. FML
Today, I finally had an opportunity to flirt with the guy I have a crush on. We danced together all night and everything was going well… too well apparently, because out of nowhere, he kissed my sister, who knew about my crush on him but still kissed him back. FML
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Top comments
LMFAOsabrina 0
Aww, what an ass hole! :[ You're better than him =D
musu_fml 0
Look at the good side: now you know he's a prick, you can stop wasting your time having a crush on him, and turn your attention on someone who's actually NICE.
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Comments (159)
Cantexplain1234 0
False hope. There's no way you could have honestly thought you had a chance pre-dick-comment, i will side with you however that that was a horrible thing to say to anybody.
WestOz 0
You should have said Why, cause you'll finally now the touch of a real woman? Closet Case.
absurdliaisons 0
Uhh, #56? I think that was the point. Good going Captain Obvious -- and for making her feel worse about it. I'm with most of the other positive commenters: he isn't worth your time or space.
julzziee 0
aww its ohkay heey tali is julie f! i feel so bad about the story! i hope it all works out ;]
serenitylater 0
This sounds like bullshit. That game hasn't been played since the 80s. It became popular in the 60s.
KyuzoCool 0
oh geez. i know that story all too well. that happened to me too.
Truthbringer 0
The reason that he's your crush and not your boyfriend or even friend is because he doesn't want anything to do with you, or you don't have the stones to talk to him. Either way it's not your personality that is turning him off so short of surgury it looks like you need to find a new guy. And it is not his fault that he thinks you're gross, in all likelyhood you look gross
dusty0001 0
people need to realize when they're going for someone out of their league. I hate when fat girls expect you to like them, theres always gotta be the initial attraction, **** the bs about people saying love whos on the inside. That comes after and everyone knows it
chtychtybngbng 11
Maybe you're destined to lose because you're a shallow eleventeen year old. "Everybody" doesn't know it. Some people are attracted to the people in their life that treat them well, make them laugh, make them feel good about themselves; not just the ones they find the most physically attractive.
eeee93757 0
catch 22...men get no sympathy men are horrible if they tell the truth about the way a girl looks, men are horrible, deceitful liars if they don't tell the truth about the way a girl looks. you can't handle the truth, you can't handle not getting the truth, and you expect sympathy for getting either the truth or the lie. You complain about getting one result while the other wouldn't make you any happier.
suburashi 0
dude you are sooo right besides what he said was funny, everyone who thinks hes an ass hole is a pmsing, dykish, bitch. you can tease worse and call it funny, yet he made one remark? no. her crush was a good man, and a clever tease. i salute him.
artemisrox98 10
Dude, even I agree with you, and I'm a straight girl.
chaoschild101 0
ive done that,