Today, I was at a party and we were all playing Seven Minutes in Heaven. It was my crush's turn to spin the bottle so my heart started pounding. The bottle pointed towards me! Then my crush said, "With her it'd be 'Seven Minutes in Hell'. Just skip me." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a party. The girl I'm madly in love with referred to me as her 'Gay Friend.' She refused to kiss me in Spin-the-Bottle as 'She didn't want to do anything with anyone that night'. She then made out, and slept with, my 'best friend' whom she had never met before. FML
Today, while playing spin the bottle, my two spins landed on two really pretty girls. The first girl I missed and kissed her chin. The second girl I headbutted and gave a nosebleed. FML
Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walked up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then said, "Could you hold me my drink?" and went to dance with another girl. FML
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up and spun me around like they do in the movies, but not before grimacing, taking a deep breath, and muttering "one, two, three... and... uuuppp!" FML
Today, I was at a friend's party. All of the sudden, my friend goes, "Ok girls, get a guy to dance with." Then everyone scrambled to find someone. There was just enough guy-girl pairs. This hot girl and I were the only two left. She looked at me and said, "Umm, I have to use the bathroom." FML
Today, I went to a party with 5 of my friends. Within five minutes, they'd all paired up and gone. Then it was just me, drinking my pain away. FML
Today, after countless nights spent together and flirty texts, I decided ask my crush on a date while at a party. We went on a walk and held hands. Just as I asked him, he said no, let go of my hand and briskly walked away. He was my ride home. FML
Today, I had my first kiss. It would have been great if I wasn't playing spin the bottle as a 23-year-old. FML
Today, I finally had an opportunity to flirt with the guy I have a crush on. We danced together all night and everything was going well… too well apparently, because out of nowhere, he kissed my sister, who knew about my crush on him but still kissed him back. FML
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Top comments
LMFAOsabrina 0
Aww, what an ass hole! :[ You're better than him =D
musu_fml 0
Look at the good side: now you know he's a prick, you can stop wasting your time having a crush on him, and turn your attention on someone who's actually NICE.
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215statechamp 0
#23 how about a shotgun
Literacy 0
#15 A bottle is more practical for frail, weak little teenage girls. #23 Shotguns are complicated weapons for girls... and kids in general. They're hard for the inexperienced to load, ****, and aim; many people try to put it up against their shoulders (bad >.>) and so on. If you know how to use one (I've shot lots of different splitters before [splitter - replica of gun that shoots on dryfire and is incapable of taking ammunition; a blank shooter]) then it's an effective weapon. Not very practical but very effective. To the original post... You actually still play 7/11 Minutes in Heaven? I think the last time I saw this game ANYWHERE was on an episode of King of the Hill my uncle and his drunk friend were watching. Just don't play it. Just don't. Woo, you got lucky with your crush, but you barely know they guy, what the hell are you going to do in seven minutes in someone's coat closet? Kiss, and that's it? Might as well call it 30 Seconds in Heaven. Get in and get the hell out.
DestroyedCherry1 0
OMG I woulda bac handed him that BITCH
pomlaos 0
Have to agree with #95
Ayselen 0
That's just not right. if I were you I'd slap him.
Philosophic 0
Ugly people shouldn't post FMLs where they cry that a person out-of-their-league rejected them. Stop crying ands get some lesbian friends.
JessAmmyy_ 0
oh yes #98 so trueee, as for the fml, skip him., :P
Pew_Headshot 0
Holy shit dick move. fyl
Darraghscoot 0
the joys of life as a teenager :L
cupid1515 0
what a dick.
tangle_kelp66 0
Mean. Now's the time to drop your feelings for him and look for someone else, even if it may be a bit hard. :/
mochalatte 0
what's the deal with girls liking jackass's??? your own fault.