Today, I was at a party and we were all playing Seven Minutes in Heaven. It was my crush's turn to spin the bottle so my heart started pounding. The bottle pointed towards me! Then my crush said, "With her it'd be 'Seven Minutes in Hell'. Just skip me." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a party. The girl I'm madly in love with referred to me as her 'Gay Friend.' She refused to kiss me in Spin-the-Bottle as 'She didn't want to do anything with anyone that night'. She then made out, and slept with, my 'best friend' whom she had never met before. FML
Today, while playing spin the bottle, my two spins landed on two really pretty girls. The first girl I missed and kissed her chin. The second girl I headbutted and gave a nosebleed. FML
Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walked up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then said, "Could you hold me my drink?" and went to dance with another girl. FML
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up and spun me around like they do in the movies, but not before grimacing, taking a deep breath, and muttering "one, two, three... and... uuuppp!" FML
Today, I was at a friend's party. All of the sudden, my friend goes, "Ok girls, get a guy to dance with." Then everyone scrambled to find someone. There was just enough guy-girl pairs. This hot girl and I were the only two left. She looked at me and said, "Umm, I have to use the bathroom." FML
Today, I went to a party with 5 of my friends. Within five minutes, they'd all paired up and gone. Then it was just me, drinking my pain away. FML
Today, after countless nights spent together and flirty texts, I decided ask my crush on a date while at a party. We went on a walk and held hands. Just as I asked him, he said no, let go of my hand and briskly walked away. He was my ride home. FML
Today, I had my first kiss. It would have been great if I wasn't playing spin the bottle as a 23-year-old. FML
Today, I finally had an opportunity to flirt with the guy I have a crush on. We danced together all night and everything was going well… too well apparently, because out of nowhere, he kissed my sister, who knew about my crush on him but still kissed him back. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
LMFAOsabrina 0
Aww, what an ass hole! :[ You're better than him =D
musu_fml 0
Look at the good side: now you know he's a prick, you can stop wasting your time having a crush on him, and turn your attention on someone who's actually NICE.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (159)
akg98 13
Happened 2 me b4 OP... I sowwy tho
doglover100 29
Sorry he's a jerk. You can find someone else.
chtychtybngbng 11
I can't believe how mean people can be! Like others have said, at least now you know he's a dickface and can pursue someone who is not. I still can't think of any reason why you would deserve this. I think people hit that button just for the hell of it sometimes.
SayPeanuts 29
No one deserves to be treated like that. Be happy you found out what a **** he is, now you won't have to waste your time over him. And he probably lost a few friends that night. I know I wouldn't stand by my friend if they said something like that.
crystalxa 35
that's sad :(
Turkeythug123 6
I bet he was drunk as **** and didn't mean it
Leumas1999 3
that's when you go "you wanna see hell, I'll give you hell" then you hit him with the bottle
dubleduke 11
Dddaaaauummmm. Why would u like an asshole like him?
ACC12321 12
What is 7 minutes in heaven?
TisButAScratch 10
Even though He's a prick, that was still a pretty good roast