Today, I was at a party and we were all playing Seven Minutes in Heaven. It was my crush's turn to spin the bottle so my heart started pounding. The bottle pointed towards me! Then my crush said, "With her it'd be 'Seven Minutes in Hell'. Just skip me." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a party. The girl I'm madly in love with referred to me as her 'Gay Friend.' She refused to kiss me in Spin-the-Bottle as 'She didn't want to do anything with anyone that night'. She then made out, and slept with, my 'best friend' whom she had never met before. FML
Today, while playing spin the bottle, my two spins landed on two really pretty girls. The first girl I missed and kissed her chin. The second girl I headbutted and gave a nosebleed. FML
Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walked up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then said, "Could you hold me my drink?" and went to dance with another girl. FML
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up and spun me around like they do in the movies, but not before grimacing, taking a deep breath, and muttering "one, two, three... and... uuuppp!" FML
Today, I was at a friend's party. All of the sudden, my friend goes, "Ok girls, get a guy to dance with." Then everyone scrambled to find someone. There was just enough guy-girl pairs. This hot girl and I were the only two left. She looked at me and said, "Umm, I have to use the bathroom." FML
Today, I went to a party with 5 of my friends. Within five minutes, they'd all paired up and gone. Then it was just me, drinking my pain away. FML
Today, after countless nights spent together and flirty texts, I decided ask my crush on a date while at a party. We went on a walk and held hands. Just as I asked him, he said no, let go of my hand and briskly walked away. He was my ride home. FML
Today, I had my first kiss. It would have been great if I wasn't playing spin the bottle as a 23-year-old. FML
Today, I finally had an opportunity to flirt with the guy I have a crush on. We danced together all night and everything was going well… too well apparently, because out of nowhere, he kissed my sister, who knew about my crush on him but still kissed him back. FML
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Top comments
LMFAOsabrina 0
Aww, what an ass hole! :[ You're better than him =D
musu_fml 0
Look at the good side: now you know he's a prick, you can stop wasting your time having a crush on him, and turn your attention on someone who's actually NICE.
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Comments (159)
thinkpink 0
king of kings: NO, the bottle is the better idea. Leave the sledgehammer out of the situation. Also, try using the correct version of "you're."
manders_ 0
at least you know hes an asshole now rather than later.
King_of_Kings 3
#22 no way is a bottle better than a sledgehammer. you're wrong.
thinkpink 0
#24 Tough shit. It's what I would do if I were her, not what YOU would do if you were her.
King_of_Kings 3
#25 how did this become a debate? eh, oh well. i am The King Of Kings!!
hopiee 0
ROFL, how sad o_o
Fleur_fml 0
I'm trying to think of reasons why in the world she would deserve that.
Astroglide1000 0
aww... thats really sad. I'd have 7minutes in heaven with you just because he was a complete asshole.
rosiegrewup 0
I thought you meant the song "7 Minutes in Heaven" for a minute, there.
alex_vik 1
Burn! Now you know he's not interested since you never took the time to tell him you were interested in him.