Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, the stall I was using didn't have any toilet paper in it. Being the immature idiot I am, I was too embarrassed to ask for someone to grab me some. So I waited 45 minutes for the bathroom to be empty and crept into the next stall, only to find it was also out of toilet paper. FML
Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML
Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML
Today, in desperate need of a shit, I quickly ran into a shop to buy toilet paper. I rushed home and unleashed, only to realise I'd bought paper towels. Without options, I had to wipe my ass with them and consequently blocked the toilet. I found rolls of toilet paper while looking for the plunger. FML
Today, I had just sat down and taken a dump in a public restroom when I realized there was no toilet paper. I tried to discreetly call for help, but no one heard me. My only option was to text a friend and have them bring me some. The worst part? My friend ended up texting me, "You called for backup?" as I waited in humiliation. FML
Today, I was so desperate to pee that I used the only bathroom in the convenience store I was in, which was “Employees Only.” Well, the door got stuck and I had to get an employee to let me out. FML
Today, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed my stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought I could make it to the stall next to me and grab some with my pants down. I wasn't actually the only one in there. FML
Today, for the first time in a week, a customer entered my store. He needed to use the bathroom. FML
Today, I had to use the bathroom really badly in a drug store. After I did a #2, just as I realized the handle on the toilet was broken, a knock came at the door. I tried fixing it for ten minutes, before slipping out the door, to come face to face with two employees coming to fix the toilet. FML
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ArtIsResistance7 1
Gosh people! Always check the roll, before you empty your hole.
DocBastard 40
In Soviet Singapore, toilet paper wipes...nevermind.
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Comments (105)
rose12353 0
I know you had to pee and all, but YDI for going into the wrong bathroom, dude.
Ragnir 0
D'oh! Well if you're a woman you can carry those little to-go toilet paper rolls, of course OP being a dude kind of a difficult thing to do since guys don't carry purses. Maybe this is punishment for going into the wrong bathroom in the first place? :P
bluebladez 0
lol use your sock next time
Basballplaya16 4
well that sucks.
greendaygirl112 0
good job! nxt read a sign
ilovejonathan13 0
Not really an FML but still, learn how to read dude. :p
MrPricklePants 0
you guys realize this is a guy?
lovehelena 0
can you spare a square?
lonesomeXheartbr 0
Seinfeld? meh, probably not. I think I'm the only person who watches that show
seahorses4eva 4
You are definitely not the only one who watches Seinfeld. I love me some Cosmo Kramer :).
ibanez370 0
i love seinfeld!!
arsh333 0
damn were you a man?
BadKitty13 28
OH EWWWWWWWW ! YOu should carry a Hankie in your pocket.... what happens if you have to blow your nose >>>> do you use your sleeve? seriously man check next time.