Today, I was at a house delivering pizza. As I walked away, I heard the mom mutter to her child, "That's why you go to college." FML
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Today, while working at a pizza shop near a college campus, I got an order to deliver to the dorms. Extremely busy at work and annoyed that someone wouldn't take 3 minutes to walk over, I spat on the pizza. When I arrived to the dorm, a woman in a wheelchair opened the door. FML
Today, as a pizza delivery driver, I delivered to a customer with young kids. She gave the pizzas to one of her kids to take inside, where the kid dropped them and it went everywhere. She then rang the store and claimed that I'd dropped the pizzas, then told her to "suck it up." FML
Today, I was told that I was an idiot by a little girl because I didn't deliver a pizza to her house fast enough. FML
Today, I got a call from my kid’s school, saying my daughter had a minor accident on the playground. When they asked her who to call, she'd said, "My mom’s probably in a meeting. Call the pizza place, they always pick up." FML
Today, I came home from a long business trip. I walked in the front door to see my house was a complete mess. The first thing my son said was, "Did you bring pizza?" FML
Today, whilst on a phone interview with a college I really want to go to, my mother picks up the other line and shouts into the phone "She's not going to college, she's lazy and she'll only disappoint you." The interviewer hung up before I could say anything. FML
Today, when I was ordering pizza, I got a text from my mom saying "I love you". When the man thanked me I accidentally said, "I love you too." FML
Today, I dropped out of college and moved back home to help my mom take care of my younger siblings after our father's death. My mom yelled at me and scolded me and lectured me for throwing my life away, and said this was the last thing she ever wanted me to do. I thought she needed help. FML
Today, my mom called 5 times and I didn't pick up due to being in class at college. I was later called to the front desk, where my mom was crying. She said she was worried about me because I didn't say "I love you" to her after she dropped me off at college. FML
Today, I was delivering pizzas for my summer job. I got a big order to deliver for a fellow graduate's party. While I was being paid for the order my friend shows up and says "Don't pay him, his parents are rich, he can handle it." Then they shut the door and took off. The bill was $75. FML
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Top comments
RachelBerry_fml 5
haha how old are you OP? If you're in high school pizza delivery isn't a bad job
TheCountess 4
That was very presumptuous of her. I know a few people who actually paid for college by delivering pizzas...what's to say that OP isn't doing that as well? Even if she's not, it was still impolite of the woman to say that while OP was in earshot.
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Sparx1_1 16
As I tell my kids: Do what makes you happy. If working at McDonalds makes you happy, then do it. BUT, go to college so that you have options just in case. Then again some degrees are a waste of time and money so it's not always the best idea.
ooitastic 0
And that's why you spit in their food....
yummycupcakegirl 0
If you're a high school student, it's not a bad job.
ckjacques53198 0
old people think they can say anything. you should gave turned around and put the fear of god into her
redbluegreen 41
Why the **** does she think it's okay to say shit like that? A job is a job. It's sad that she thinks it's okay to be disrespectful to someone to make an "example" for her kid. She's doing more damage than anything. I'm so sick of those kind of people.
kgray91 0
awe that sucks man.
goldenshot80 0
Actually, I think you were delivering pizza for money to get into college like other people. stupid old people.......
AdobeAlf 2
You should have told her that you spat on the food and stuck up the middle finger to her as you ran away.
Duckelf 0
The woman was right.
capricaz 0
THe mom's a bitch. I went to college. I work at Kohls making 7.95/hr cause economy sucks so bad, no one wants to hire new college grads.