Today, I was at a house delivering pizza. As I walked away, I heard the mom mutter to her child, "That's why you go to college." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while working at a pizza shop near a college campus, I got an order to deliver to the dorms. Extremely busy at work and annoyed that someone wouldn't take 3 minutes to walk over, I spat on the pizza. When I arrived to the dorm, a woman in a wheelchair opened the door. FML
Today, as a pizza delivery driver, I delivered to a customer with young kids. She gave the pizzas to one of her kids to take inside, where the kid dropped them and it went everywhere. She then rang the store and claimed that I'd dropped the pizzas, then told her to "suck it up." FML
Today, I was told that I was an idiot by a little girl because I didn't deliver a pizza to her house fast enough. FML
Today, I got a call from my kid’s school, saying my daughter had a minor accident on the playground. When they asked her who to call, she'd said, "My mom’s probably in a meeting. Call the pizza place, they always pick up." FML
Today, I came home from a long business trip. I walked in the front door to see my house was a complete mess. The first thing my son said was, "Did you bring pizza?" FML
Today, whilst on a phone interview with a college I really want to go to, my mother picks up the other line and shouts into the phone "She's not going to college, she's lazy and she'll only disappoint you." The interviewer hung up before I could say anything. FML
Today, when I was ordering pizza, I got a text from my mom saying "I love you". When the man thanked me I accidentally said, "I love you too." FML
Today, I dropped out of college and moved back home to help my mom take care of my younger siblings after our father's death. My mom yelled at me and scolded me and lectured me for throwing my life away, and said this was the last thing she ever wanted me to do. I thought she needed help. FML
Today, my mom called 5 times and I didn't pick up due to being in class at college. I was later called to the front desk, where my mom was crying. She said she was worried about me because I didn't say "I love you" to her after she dropped me off at college. FML
Today, I was delivering pizzas for my summer job. I got a big order to deliver for a fellow graduate's party. While I was being paid for the order my friend shows up and says "Don't pay him, his parents are rich, he can handle it." Then they shut the door and took off. The bill was $75. FML
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Top comments
RachelBerry_fml 5
haha how old are you OP? If you're in high school pizza delivery isn't a bad job
TheCountess 4
That was very presumptuous of her. I know a few people who actually paid for college by delivering pizzas...what's to say that OP isn't doing that as well? Even if she's not, it was still impolite of the woman to say that while OP was in earshot.
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TheRealMidnite 0
I once had a friend who delivered pizzas. It turned out his dad was a billionaire who believed "the real world" was a better education than any silly university (he once told me that his father only hired clever people, not educated ones).
you_guys_r_fails 0
what a *****
hateevryone 15
well she has a point. you go to college to get a good career. like im doing now
fyreshadowes 2
That was an extremely bitchy comment on the mom's part. She's obviously bitter about something. Going to college and getting an education is important, but it doesn't automatically give you a free pass to a high-paying job. Plenty of people work hard to get an education and still end up in low-paying jobs. Some people are even perfectly okay with that. She had no right to judge you, especially in front of an impressionable child.
Nintendork_duh 0
you should've spit on her pizza...
Dcm210 19
that's when you say "I'm doing this to make money for college u fucktard.
FusionFrenzy 10
It's called getting money for college tht mom is retarded
writergirl23 19
Just cuz you go to college doesn't mean you get a better job.
DecembersShadow 2
What's funny is how she automatically assumed you weren't in college
musiciangirl591 16
all the people i know who work at pizza shops are either in high school or in college, that woman was just a bitch, ignore her