Today, I was at a house delivering pizza. As I walked away, I heard the mom mutter to her child, "That's why you go to college." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while working at a pizza shop near a college campus, I got an order to deliver to the dorms. Extremely busy at work and annoyed that someone wouldn't take 3 minutes to walk over, I spat on the pizza. When I arrived to the dorm, a woman in a wheelchair opened the door. FML
Today, as a pizza delivery driver, I delivered to a customer with young kids. She gave the pizzas to one of her kids to take inside, where the kid dropped them and it went everywhere. She then rang the store and claimed that I'd dropped the pizzas, then told her to "suck it up." FML
Today, I was told that I was an idiot by a little girl because I didn't deliver a pizza to her house fast enough. FML
Today, I got a call from my kid’s school, saying my daughter had a minor accident on the playground. When they asked her who to call, she'd said, "My mom’s probably in a meeting. Call the pizza place, they always pick up." FML
Today, I came home from a long business trip. I walked in the front door to see my house was a complete mess. The first thing my son said was, "Did you bring pizza?" FML
Today, whilst on a phone interview with a college I really want to go to, my mother picks up the other line and shouts into the phone "She's not going to college, she's lazy and she'll only disappoint you." The interviewer hung up before I could say anything. FML
Today, when I was ordering pizza, I got a text from my mom saying "I love you". When the man thanked me I accidentally said, "I love you too." FML
Today, I dropped out of college and moved back home to help my mom take care of my younger siblings after our father's death. My mom yelled at me and scolded me and lectured me for throwing my life away, and said this was the last thing she ever wanted me to do. I thought she needed help. FML
Today, my mom called 5 times and I didn't pick up due to being in class at college. I was later called to the front desk, where my mom was crying. She said she was worried about me because I didn't say "I love you" to her after she dropped me off at college. FML
Today, I was delivering pizzas for my summer job. I got a big order to deliver for a fellow graduate's party. While I was being paid for the order my friend shows up and says "Don't pay him, his parents are rich, he can handle it." Then they shut the door and took off. The bill was $75. FML
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RachelBerry_fml 5
haha how old are you OP? If you're in high school pizza delivery isn't a bad job
TheCountess 4
That was very presumptuous of her. I know a few people who actually paid for college by delivering pizzas...what's to say that OP isn't doing that as well? Even if she's not, it was still impolite of the woman to say that while OP was in earshot.
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Hopersz 0
Wow that wasnt right at all of the mother to say that. KARMA, what goes around comes around. She should watch what she says because her child could possibly grow up and be a pizza delivery boy. Which theres nothing wrong with it at all. Whether or not OP a job is still a job and it gets you by for the week im sure plus tips. For all we know, OP could be a College Student already. Either way dont let shit get to you OP cause I know where your coming from. I worked as a Legal Assistant and had so many negativer remarks such as where is this going to lead you in life or you cant do it. Finally I broke down and told my Litigant "its people like you that make this world a shitty place. Remember your at the bottom and im at the top. How so? I studyied the Law so I know what im doing when I run a case, but instead I choose to sit here and help low class assholes like you that cant find the time to read through legal documents and do it on your own. Whos kissing ass now? Oh I forgot YOU ARE and I have every right to turn away any case as I please". That would shut them up instantly, ya gotta show them whos the boss OP. GL and remember you dont have to put up with anyones shit
unidentified_sta 5
TL;DR
FukYurLife_89 0
u shudda pimp slapped her and asked where my money bish?
SomeRandomPengui 0
That sucks. If she's gonna say it, do it while the person is away.
Snowjob 0
lol .....wat an asshole
FFFFFUUUUU 0
^^^ Says the guy hoping to talk to girls on FML
Vanilor_fml 5
Come on. I mean, OP could just be working part time to meet his wants. Personally, i feel that the mother was stereotyping. True, you might hold an better job if have college education. but its people like OP who makes our life easy.
Chella69 0
The OP's annoyance at the woman's comment is only acceptable if he is in his teens or very early twenties, other than that OP, I'm sorry but the customer has a point-that's what college is for.
BogJuan 5
I made great money delivering pizzas and eventually owned my own pizza joint. There is nothing wrong with your job, she was probably talking about your inability to form words with more than one syllable.
SamSayzRAWRZ 0
YDI for not going to college.
Quyzl 0
Then next time maybe this mom can pick up her own pizza.