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United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was asked how far I've gone with a guy. My answer? Eye contact. I'm 19. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
boyfriendless
United States
Sorry sweaty
Today, I was babysitting a five year-old boy. Somehow the topic of relationships came up, and he asked me if I had a boyfriend. When I told him that I was single, he got all excited and asked if he could be my boyfriend. It would have been cute… except he was the first guy to ever ask me out. I'm 18. FML
DabTheFuckOut
Honolulu, United States
Today, I finally said yes to a date with a guy. I was hesistant due to him being quite a bit younger than me. On our date, he dabbed 27 times. Yes, I actually kept count. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Touched for the very first time
Today, I went to a new doctor. She asked me how long I had been sexually active. I said I'm not. I'm 24. FML
12yearsoldapparently
Charleston, United States
Today, I was finally going to break down my social barrier by going out on a date with a nice guy I recently met on a dating site. Just at the start of the date, he asked me how old I was, and out of pure nervousness, I blurted out, "12!" I'm 24. FML
Gears
Close shave
Today, I had dinner at a local fast-food joint. There's an employee there that I usually talk to and flirt with, so I thought maybe it was time to ask for her number. After a small conversation and almost getting to the point, she told me, "I'm 17." I'm 23. FML
Anonymous
Los Angeles, United States
This charming man
Today, I was in the store when a man started chatting me up. He was good looking and charming. He asked, “So, what are you, 22-23?” I saw him visibly recoil in disgust when I told him my real age. I’m only 35, he was about 50, but he acted like he couldn’t runaway fast enough. FML
thisucks
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Brutally honest
Today, I went out on a date with a guy significantly older than myself. I told him I really liked him because I can have an intelligent conversation with him, unlike most guys my age. He told me he just wanted to get into my pants. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Hmmmm…
Today, my 21 year-old boyfriend asked me what foreplay is. FML
Eimii
United States
Today, my 70 year-old coworker gave me a letter telling me he was attracted to me, and wishes to have a relationship in which he can 'hold me in his arms every night'. I'm 21. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I met a man at the bar, and he asked me to go home with him. The problem? He's 80. I'm 29. The bigger problem? I considered it. It's been that long. FML
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Kayokku 1
You held EYE CONTACT with him? YOU *****.
takeapieandrun 9
Don't worry, there are plenty of people in the same situation. It's nothing to be ashamed of.
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Comments (377)
Baller_Ryan 5
Try eHarmony.com
nationalcrisis 8
With all the supporting messages above. I didn't get anywhere close to first base before my 25th year on this rock. Partly didn't feel like it, partly to big of an internet inhabitant ;)
n_epic_fail 14
lol right, smh
cherrygurl101 0
That's weird. Every fith grader at me school has at least been to 3rd base
Kayokku 1
You held EYE CONTACT with him? YOU *****.
cudi504 4
ikr she should just make a porno. ****.
raphanne_fml 33
Did she make eye contact with a guy at the gas station and almost got her ass kicked too?
cc_the_beast 6
I hope she wore glasses! Practice safe eye contact everyone!
applesuckers 0
LMAO. this is too funny! xD
ban_anaa 0
Op probably showers naked. ****.
WOGBRO 6
LOL
Blueglasscup 18
**** I love you so much right now.
hahalaughing 0
AAAAHA! funnyy shitt!(:
j_cat187 20
***** is such a fun word
heyysunshine 5
So being a **** and getting an STD is better? Theres no reason to be ashamed whatsoever.
badass243 6
are u hot?
koe4 0
your pic is perfect dude.
IncredibleJ 0
I'll show you a good time?;)
bitchy777 0
22 - what's with the question mark? Not sure if you can show her a good time or something?
T0bieLar0ne 4
Nah, that's pretty weird. You gotta graduate to holding hands before you graduate high school.
noncom 12
Well that's good anyway. I mean I am not wanting to push my believes onto you, but you should really wait until marriage. Just because because it seems like everybody is having sex does not mean you need to. You should really wait until you get married. I mean don't you want to wait and lose your virginity to the man you truly love, instead of having sex with a man that will most likely end up breaking up with you about a half a year later, and leaving you with an unborn child and no child support. Now it's your choice, have sex before marriage or keep your virginity to the man you truly love. Peace out!
T0bieLar0ne 4
Wow that's spoken like a true Marine. Not.
heyysunshine 5
Married men can still leave their wives with an unborn child and no support. My friend's father went to work, jumped on the train, and no one has heard from him since. Its a matter of love, not really marriage. Not to push MY beliefs on you or anything. Thats just how I feel.
ambowew 7
What happened to try before you buy?
Llamassss 21
Also, premarital sex does not mean you're definitely going to have a bastard child.
ReneeFlem_Flam 2
If you have sex with the right kinda of person you don't have to worry about him or them up and running away. Plus condoms and birth control prevent that from happening just sayin' ! :)
ThisRandomChild 0
Uhm, attention person who pulls no ass, idk if you knew, but hugging and holding hands and even (gasp) kissing ISNT SEX! I feel sorry for op cause now she won't make it in the real world thx to 'role models' like you.
A7X_LoVeee 10
Erm, perhaps you should reread what Noncom said. He/she never bashed hugging, holding hands, or kissing. -__-
noncom 12
Ahh shut the he'll up. I am not a marine yet. Although my dad was. Served in Vietnam.
noncom 12
A condom is not always effective.
noncom 12
Thank you, and I am a he.
noncom 12
Well while that is true, they are easier to track down than an unmarried man. And plus by legal terms, they have to pay child support if they divorce you. It is the law.
noncom 12
Um hello I am twelve you jackass. And besides like I said in my comment it is their choice, I am not going to force it on them. I am just commenting. Jackass.
sandmancometh 3
Your an idiot.
noncom 12
And why am I an idiot?
A7X_LoVeee 10
If YOU'RE going to insult someone learn the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. IDIOT.
noncom 12
Thank you again.
hannahliz95 1
"If you can't win an argument, correct their grammar instead." ...I see whatcha did there. (;
A7X_LoVeee 10
I wouldn't consider it an argument but whatever floats your boat.
TheCockBlocker 6
You must be one ugly betch!
jessecax 0
Like your icon. (:
liy223 6
At least you didnt do what alot of others in your situation do/would have done: Lie about it.