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United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was asked how far I've gone with a guy. My answer? Eye contact. I'm 19. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
boyfriendless
United States
Sorry sweaty
Today, I was babysitting a five year-old boy. Somehow the topic of relationships came up, and he asked me if I had a boyfriend. When I told him that I was single, he got all excited and asked if he could be my boyfriend. It would have been cute… except he was the first guy to ever ask me out. I'm 18. FML
DabTheFuckOut
Honolulu, United States
Today, I finally said yes to a date with a guy. I was hesistant due to him being quite a bit younger than me. On our date, he dabbed 27 times. Yes, I actually kept count. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Touched for the very first time
Today, I went to a new doctor. She asked me how long I had been sexually active. I said I'm not. I'm 24. FML
12yearsoldapparently
Charleston, United States
Today, I was finally going to break down my social barrier by going out on a date with a nice guy I recently met on a dating site. Just at the start of the date, he asked me how old I was, and out of pure nervousness, I blurted out, "12!" I'm 24. FML
Gears
Close shave
Today, I had dinner at a local fast-food joint. There's an employee there that I usually talk to and flirt with, so I thought maybe it was time to ask for her number. After a small conversation and almost getting to the point, she told me, "I'm 17." I'm 23. FML
Anonymous
Los Angeles, United States
This charming man
Today, I was in the store when a man started chatting me up. He was good looking and charming. He asked, “So, what are you, 22-23?” I saw him visibly recoil in disgust when I told him my real age. I’m only 35, he was about 50, but he acted like he couldn’t runaway fast enough. FML
thisucks
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Brutally honest
Today, I went out on a date with a guy significantly older than myself. I told him I really liked him because I can have an intelligent conversation with him, unlike most guys my age. He told me he just wanted to get into my pants. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Hmmmm…
Today, my 21 year-old boyfriend asked me what foreplay is. FML
Eimii
United States
Today, my 70 year-old coworker gave me a letter telling me he was attracted to me, and wishes to have a relationship in which he can 'hold me in his arms every night'. I'm 21. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I met a man at the bar, and he asked me to go home with him. The problem? He's 80. I'm 29. The bigger problem? I considered it. It's been that long. FML
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Kayokku 1
You held EYE CONTACT with him? YOU *****.
takeapieandrun 9
Don't worry, there are plenty of people in the same situation. It's nothing to be ashamed of.
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Comments (377)
NickyB3293 7
Thts great that ur still a virgin. Honestly I wish I still was. Its not all what people make it out to be. You will find that one some day dont rush into anything that you might regret!! :)
bonerlove 0
I'm glad I was talk by bulbsaur about sex great work pokèmon
lulzmylife 4
19? That's nothing. I'm 26, and eye contact's as far as I've gotten, too. I don't mind so much, though. For one, at this point in my life I'm way more concerned about my education and career than a relationship, and two, I would much rather be single than end up stuck with some asshole like half of the people who post FMLs to this site!
amyandmia 1
i dont understand the people who are saying this is a good thing. yeah being a virgin at 19 could be good, but shes never kissed a guy, hugged a guy, touched a guy, or anything else. where im from we're all doing those things by 12-14. I can understand where shes coming from because i havent done anything either (mind you im only 14) and it sucks. That doesnt mean i want to have sex, because i dont, but i wish i couldve at least kissed someone by now.
ih82bl8 2
Thats ok op! That's good, save it for marriage!
Mizlissa 5
Hey, I didn't have my first kiss until my senior prom. Before that I was in the same situation, and I lived. I never held hands with a guy, danced, had a boyfriend, etc. It just makes it more special when it actually happens.
bkb1886 0
Trade f4f pics. [email protected]
patacus 14
hey same for me with a girl. only im almost 21.
bullrider92 19
Don't worry. It will happen when the right person comes along.
coltonschindler 2
either your rlly ugly or just don't get out of the house