Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, with whom I am genuinely in love. Right after I'd got the condom on, she said, "You do know this is break-up sex, right?" FML
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Today, I was unaware that me losing my virginity was also breakup sex. FML
Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. We are both virgins. After we kissed and I took down my pants, she screamed and said "That THING is going to break me." We never did it. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
Today, as things were getting hot with my girlfriend, it came up that I'm a virgin. She broke up with me. FML
Today, I went down on the girl of my dreams. While I was down there, I started to put on a condom. As I came back up to start having sex, she told me she couldn't cheat on her boyfriend. FML
Today, my religious girlfriend convinced me to let her take my virginity. A few hours later, she broke up with me, crying and saying I was going to hell for having sex before marriage. But apparently she isn't, and she can't be with someone who "tempts" her. FML
Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. Unfortunately, she started fake-moaning like a pornstar before I even entered her, totally killing the mood and my boner. She swore she hadn't moaned, accused me of not finding her attractive enough, and angrily left. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend's virginity. A few minutes in she remarked, "If this is what sex is normally like then I'm seriously disappointed." FML
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
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Safiya_fml 8
you didnt have sex with her after that, right?
clitoria 15
"Yes because obviously I can read your bitchy-ass mind." I'm real sorry, that's ******.
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Comments (132)
dawood_k 27
Guess she wasn't only breaking your virginity
bettyc4 26
I'm proud of you for using a condom.
siggy_mcsigx 22
Actually I hope you didn't do it with her, Op. It's not fair whatsoever.
siggy_mcsigx 22
How the hell were you supposed to know that, by the way? Ugh. What a bitch.
UH60 26
Wish I could thumbs up #7 more than once. Go you.
DishnobFruitCum 5
"with whom . . . with"? YDI!
CoralineCrossXXX 13
So he deserves to have his heart broken by the person he loves and who he was going to give her something so valuable in the most intimate way because of a spelling error? you deserve to be down voted #18.
smokecloud_ 37
Bad, grammar nazi, bad. Go to your room.
Dick_diamond 22
That's a definite boner killer right there..
photographer49 22
For some reason I don't think OP'S boner made the top of his priority list at that moment
russiancat464 12
you plowed her as hard as you could right? Cant just be a bitch a start crying...right?
ShatteredPulse 15
Hopefully cause guys who have emotions and cry are so "gay" haha you tell him man.... Really?
Xandrick 22
Aww man...I'm sorry that happened, OP. I do hope you didn't lose it to her. If you're looking for your first time to be special, definitely look elsewhere.
chocolatelover96 14
I hope you didn't go through with it , and told her to go f*@k herself instead