bip
France
Today, I wanted to see if the frying pan was hot. I no longer have fingerprints. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
PizzaPants
Denver, United States
Today, I dropped a pizza I made. Don't worry though, I caught it between my hands and legs. I no longer have fingerprints on my right hand. FML
HarvestMoon_gal
United States
Today, I was cleaning a pan. I turned the water on, and it was super hot. My reaction was to slam my hand down. On a knife. So, not only do I have a burned hand, but there's also a huge cut on it from the knife. FML
cookiemonster
Johannesburg, South Africa
Kitchen nightmare
Today, after placing it on top of the stove, my hot tray of freshly-baked cookies slipped. I caught it, though. With my bare hand. FML
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United States
Today, I was in a hurry to get something out of the oven, so I quickly grabbed my roommate's only oven mitt and grabbed the pan in the oven. It didn't take long to figure out there was a hole in it when my thumb hit the hot pan. FML
princess
Today, I accidentally touched a hot pan and, like any normal person would, jerked my hand back. My mom saw, yelled at me for being a "prissy princess" and then proceeded to stick her whole hand on the hot pan for a full 5 seconds. FML
Anonymous
Mypolonga, Australia
Kitchen nightmares
Today, I dropped my phone in the frying pan whilst cooking my steak. I had to rinse off the oil immediately and clean the phone, then had to eat a cold steak. FML
numbtongue
Dunedin, New Zealand
Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Today, I dried my hands on the same towel I used this morning to wipe up a few shards of glass. You can't see the small splinters in my hands, but believe me, I can feel them. FML
My__life___
Chicago, United States
Today, I found out that the built in lighter in my car does NOT in fact glow red when hot. I now have circles burned into my finger. FML
burnt
Middle Swan, Australia
Today, while cooking, I managed to burn my finger. I quickly turned the tap on and ran my finger under cold water, but apparently someone had just used the hot tap, because boiling water flooded out onto my nicely scalded finger. FML
Top comments
pinkfrenchrose 5
Now you can commit crimes without worrying about getting caught.
Sgt_Schadenfreud 0
It's a frying pan. What precisely were you expecting?
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tomreaper 0
well your smart try using water dont put you bare hand on a flippen pan
bloodyhell9398 0
wow
stringking21 0
#14 if he had his prints in the system he would never get caught n also just a thought i new a guy with arms missing from the elbow down from a birth defect but he had 5 finger prints it was kool
acfem9 0
#4: next time??
Mancubus 2
So much for the Theory of Natural Selection
frannytrois64 0
Okay, dude, if you want to see if it's hot, splash a little water on it. Don't smack your hand down on it and expect that nothing will happen. YDI for not paying attention in grade 3 safety class.
Armadyl 0
So, then, tell me. What were you thinking? Not much?
zouse19 0
haha loser
pulpfiction_fml 3
How is this an FML? FY because your life is so ******* awesome. You can steal shit. You could even rape and murder people if you were that ****** up. I ******* hate you.
typicalyetnot15 0
umm what is your iq..like 5 or something...seriously, did no one ever teach you that when you turn a frying pan on(or the stove its on) it gets hot and that you are not supossed to shuve your hand onto it wow!
extreemguy19 7
quite a large statement coming from the person who decides to disregard proper punctuation and misspell shove.
xXxHopelessxXx 0
dude, that is so cool.