bip
France
Today, I wanted to see if the frying pan was hot. I no longer have fingerprints. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
PizzaPants
Denver, United States
Today, I dropped a pizza I made. Don't worry though, I caught it between my hands and legs. I no longer have fingerprints on my right hand. FML
HarvestMoon_gal
United States
Today, I was cleaning a pan. I turned the water on, and it was super hot. My reaction was to slam my hand down. On a knife. So, not only do I have a burned hand, but there's also a huge cut on it from the knife. FML
cookiemonster
Johannesburg, South Africa
Kitchen nightmare
Today, after placing it on top of the stove, my hot tray of freshly-baked cookies slipped. I caught it, though. With my bare hand. FML
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United States
Today, I was in a hurry to get something out of the oven, so I quickly grabbed my roommate's only oven mitt and grabbed the pan in the oven. It didn't take long to figure out there was a hole in it when my thumb hit the hot pan. FML
princess
Today, I accidentally touched a hot pan and, like any normal person would, jerked my hand back. My mom saw, yelled at me for being a "prissy princess" and then proceeded to stick her whole hand on the hot pan for a full 5 seconds. FML
Anonymous
Mypolonga, Australia
Kitchen nightmares
Today, I dropped my phone in the frying pan whilst cooking my steak. I had to rinse off the oil immediately and clean the phone, then had to eat a cold steak. FML
numbtongue
Dunedin, New Zealand
Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Today, I dried my hands on the same towel I used this morning to wipe up a few shards of glass. You can't see the small splinters in my hands, but believe me, I can feel them. FML
My__life___
Chicago, United States
Today, I found out that the built in lighter in my car does NOT in fact glow red when hot. I now have circles burned into my finger. FML
burnt
Middle Swan, Australia
Today, while cooking, I managed to burn my finger. I quickly turned the tap on and ran my finger under cold water, but apparently someone had just used the hot tap, because boiling water flooded out onto my nicely scalded finger. FML
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pinkfrenchrose 5
Now you can commit crimes without worrying about getting caught.
Sgt_Schadenfreud 0
It's a frying pan. What precisely were you expecting?
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abcdefgh_fml 0
true true. but if you were a suspect and you didn't have fingerprints and there were no fingerprints anywhere then that would be a little suspicious.
JordoK 0
Just going to throw this one out there, just because you may not have finger prints at the time, your fingers still produces the fine layer of oil that is left on anything it touches. That being said, they could either match this new print with your finger, because it is very unlikely that he/she left their fingers on the frying pan long enough to completely burn the fingers smooth. And even if that is the case, the prints with no grooves would still be there, and could be connected to you. Sorry for bursting some bubbles there, just want to keep a lot of dumb people from burning their fingers and then committing crimes, only to get caught anyways :)
guckylynn 19
However, even acid doesn't get rid of your fingerprints. They're still there
Littlebrraatt 14
How would they suspect you if there were no finger prints anywhere.
bkirby 4
#56 eewwwwwwww
Whitenight_fml 0
so by that logic, anytime someone wears gloves and they can't find prints, OBVIOUSLY the first suspects are those who have none
gofriars 0
The water thing works, but if it's hot enough to burn your fingers, your hand's going to feel the heat way before your fingers actually touch the pan. YDI
gs_fml 0
lol #9 and #13 i luv the conversation about the crime. lmfao. sooo funny! way to make me laugh about someone elses misfortune. hahahahaha lmao.
babyjohnson3 0
Youre so dumb! Who the hell is actuallly dumb enough to do that?! I'm drunk like hell right now and I would still know not to touch a hot frying pan.
TheRealEllieSan 9
Your comment is too well written for you to be as drunk as you claim.
Fml37 0
Now you can do crimes and get away with it. lmao.
erikawesome 0
Oohh...yeah..no...not a smart idea.
NekuSakuraba 0
Someone I know did that and when they had to get some paperwork or something they needed fingerprints. There were no fingerprints, so no important papers. But..OUCH dude/dudette...hope your fingers feel better soon.
omfg_whyGodwhy 0
Way to go, genius.
blinkingstarlet 15
wow... lmfao #1 lol if the spit sizzles haha