Today, I wanted to punish a student for being late. I decided to start a pop quiz before he arrived. I was positive there wasn't enough time for him to finish. He scored full marks and I couldn't say a word. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, one of my teachers yelled at me for being two minutes late to class. He was so concerned with my punishment that he didn't notice the four other people that walked in after me. FML
Today, I made a multiple choice exam so my friend could practice and get a good grade on his real exam. While I was helping him finish it, the teacher saw it, thought we were cheating and failed us both. FML
Today, I was written up and given a penalty for being 3 minutes late to class. By my instructor. Who was 17 minutes late. FML
Today, while I was taking a test in class, there was a question that had everyone stumped. After what seemed like forever, the teacher finally noticed and said he'd typed the question wrong. I spent more than half the time I had to complete the test on a question that wasn't even written correctly. Yes, I failed. FML
Today, we had a surprise test at school. I was totally unprepared for any of it, so I BSd the whole thing and turned it in. A few minutes later, our teacher said we were allowed to use our notes to finish the test. FML
Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML
Today, I was scolded by my boss, all because I can finish most tasks in a quarter of the time it takes him, and he doesn't want to be shown up. FML
Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML
Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML
Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both whispered, "Sorry." Our teacher promptly gave us detention and a 0% on the test for talking. Sorry for being sorry? FML
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booroxx 0
I hate teachers like you :/
limegreenpoopie 31
Owned.
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Cinn_fml 23
Were you in a bad mood or was this a student who was repeatedly late? Because trying to punish a student for being late once is just...pointless. Especially if they do all their homework and stuff. I mean I can understand you wanting to make a point to one who is repeatedly late/messes around/doesn't do their homework, but there is always a chance it will backfire. Some kids are smarter than they look and/or act.
Ludii_fml 0
/ much?
Cinn_fml 23
Only in the second half of the post :P
Ludii_fml 0
;0
letmeinplease 0
Some teachers like easy targets- it's far easier to pick on the smart, usually obedient kid than the gobby little ***** who literally don't give a ****. Unfortunately, my mum thought that I would be an 'easy target' for teachers trying to enforce rules, so she tried to stick rigidly to the uniform rules- practically pegleg trousers in the era of the bootleg, and shoes with heels so flat they were practically concave. If I weren't a shifty little bugger at that age, I'd have been in for a lot of bullying.
Cinn_fml 23
That is true, letmeinplease, but my point was; what's the point in picking on a student that's late once? Why should a teacher need a target. You should only punish those who need to be punished. And believe me I know about teachers picking the easy targets. One of my best friends was one of the quietest girls in the year and used to get picked on by loads of teachers, until she finally lost it with them.
letmeinplease 0
Well, there's usually no point. Except to exercise a fleeting sense of authority over those who they CAN control, rather than those they can't. I was guilty of this myself once- I'm not a teacher, but one teacher was so awful that I had to make extra stuff for the class to learn or they'd screw up their A levels. After I spent hours painstakingly making revision stuff for the class, I went to school exhausted and jumped up on caffeine. The damn woman turned out too lazy to even teach the stuff I made for her, so I was already in a mood when she asked me to explain it. The class were a little chatty, and some of the girls wouldn't have listened to me, so I snapped at my best friend to shut up- it magically made them all quiet and attentive, but I felt guilty as hell. The poor guy was just quietly explaining something to another friend which she didn't understand as well.
Cinn_fml 23
You should've shouted at the teacher, but at least you got them to listen. Though tbf doing it once because you're already stressed/in a bad mood or whatever is kinda understandable. It's doing it repeatedly that is stupid. If it's an authority thing, then the teacher should learn how to make the unruly kids listen rather than taking it out on the ones who already behave.
Tawnkat 13
And some students are smarter than their teachers!
11wanda11 6
geez grow up bitch, he probably had a reason for being late, I hated teaches like you! I hope your students give you shit, any way how is this a FML??
FFML_314 12
Next time, just beat him with your ruler. What is wrong with teachers in our society? Didn't anyone teach you that violence solves everything? They get lippy and you tie them to their desks. What harm could possibly come from this? I should be a teacher.
Ludii_fml 0
If you were my teacher, I'd shove your ruler up your ass :o Lulz
slatter 1
smooth
FFML_314 12
Who told you I'm into that?
Ludii_fml 0
I didn't mean "I'd shove it up your ass for pleasure" , I meant "I'd shove it up your ass 'cause you deserve it for being that kind of a teacher". Did that make sense? :/
nacuoydaersiht 0
Lol, it's rather obvious that the original comment was sarcastic. Some peoples kids. SMH.
Ludii_fml 0
Oh. Psh I knew that... *hides*
crowbar87 0
#18 can tie me to a desk anyday
muangelofmusic 4
that's what you get for trying to get back at your students in such a terrible way. don't try to set your students up for failure/bad grades in general. hold him after class or something and talk to him.
BananaSticker 0
Hey, uh... idk if you know this... but there's an adorable little girl on your back. :O
muangelofmusic 4
haha, thanks for the info 38! lol, she's my niece- 3 years old and practically my mini-me! I feel terrible for my sister!
24788 7
I saw that on the animal channel. Many animals such as the turtle have creatures that ride on them like seagulls.
d4m4s74 12
I moderated this just to see the FML to YDI ratio. seriously, you're a teacher, you should teach and HELP students, not try to **** them up
FFML_314 12
Are you saying this teacher was trying to be "fun and popular"? I must have missed a big part of this FML!
Cinn_fml 23
I must've missed it as well.
Ludii_fml 0
How are pop quizzes fun..? Dumbass.
LexSwift 17
Asshole. I piss teachers like you off on purpose cause of doing shit like this.
v1kt4r 13
************!!! this dude is in the state my University is in, nigga are you my Field Theory teacher???