Geek: Today, I wanted to annoy my sister by playing the air horn app...

By Brea - 01/02/2011 18:50 - United States

Today, I wanted to annoy my sister by playing the air horn app on my iPhone. I forgot that I had headphones in. Let's just say I quickly had to change my underwear. FML

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Hendrixguy 0

Tuesday 1 February 2011 23:00

The karma's so thick in here you could choke someone with it.

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Tuesday 1 February 2011 23:01

Haha. Serves you right dick.

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bls5301 2

Wednesday 2 February 2011 12:40

mental retardation. nuff said

takemewithy0u 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 13:16

Your boyfriend is a loser... or ex, shall I say.

EmperorPsycho 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 14:41

can it fit?

eesiino24 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 16:10

HAHAHAHAHHA

zach5432 3

Wednesday 2 February 2011 16:52

op guess it scared the shut out of you!

headbanger08 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 20:19

PWND!!!!!!!!

jcaras93 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 3:41

haha that sounds like something I would do! haha I feel ya though I have that app too haha

ortiz_abraham 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 8:01

Hahahaha serves you right!

ImRickJamesBish 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 13:37

This really tickled lol

kaseemax3 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 6:45

lml that kinda happen 2 me

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