Today, I walked to Starbucks. On the way a homeless guy asked me for change and I lied and said I had no money. On my way back, Strawberry Frappuccino in hand, the same guy recognized me. He followed me for 3 blocks, swearing and yelling at me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while getting out of Starbucks there was a homeless guy. I bought him a coffee and he was so happy he gave me a hug. Guess whose wallet is missing? FML
Today, a man came up to me and asked for a $50 bill in change. Being a good man, I said sure. I gave him the change and he gave me the $50 bill. After walking into Starbucks to buy a coffee, I handed the cashier my $50 bill. She called the cops. It was counterfeit. FML
Today, I saw an elderly man struggling to make it across a busy street. I jumped up from my table at Starbucks to help him, leaving my things behind. When I got back to my table feeling good, I found that my coffee had disappeared. So had my wallet. FML
Today, I passed a homeless person asking for change. When I politely apologized and told him that I had none, he yelled angrily, "Who comes to this city without money?" I replied, "Apparently, you do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML
Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML
Today, my friend and I walked 3 miles to a Starbucks. We went inside, paid for our coffees and walked the 3 miles back to my house. We forgot to pick up our coffees. FML
Today, I was walking down the street when a homeless man asked me for some spare change. I told him I didn't have any. I then tripped. Not only spilling the soda I was drinking all over myself, but also spilling the spare change I had from buying it. FML
Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML
Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML
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itsnotfair 0
you're not obliged to give your money to a bum anyway!
Outpail 1
Haha. This happened to me once, just keep on walking and drop a couple of quarters to keep him occupied while you make an escape.
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Comments (477)
thuryn 2
LOL. I just thought of something: I'm betting a lot of the YDI's are for the strawberry frappucino from Starbuck's. Hahahaha Lotta Kaldi's fans around here, perhaps? Or Panera? Starbuck's has a funny anti-fan base. ;)
TryToBeKind 0
Sorry, you deserved that. Have enough money to spend on fancy coffee but you can't fund someone's alcohol or drug addiction! Shame on you!
Dan404 0
What did you think was gona happen when you walked back? He's homeless. Where's he gonna go?
rocker8877 0
Just give him the goddamn money
FmyFnLife121 0
I cant believe you guys are so rude! you have so much and this guy has so little. Also for all you idiots who say to get a job? THEY CAN'T! do you think they want to be homeless?! you have no idea how hard it is to live on the streets. Over 40% of them have mental illnesses and therefor cant get a job. Im so surprised and disgusted at people who cant even spare even one dollar to people who are dieing in the streets when they have money coming to them every month! #82 people are to proud to go out and beg for money. do you really think they would want to get on their hands and knees and beg random people for money if they didnt really need it. all you people are riding on the stereotype that they just go and buy drugs with it but over 50% don't. what happened to human kindness? if you were living on the streets, dieing in poverty wouldnt you want somebody to spare a little change for you. FHL. YDI.
FajitaFreak 3
Exactly. I am mortified that you're the only one out of over 120 comments that's actually stood up for the homeless. No one seems to give a ****, they act like they aren't even human beings. It's disgusting.
FmyFnLife121 0
I cant believe you guys are so rude! you have so much and this guy has so little. Also for all you idiots who say to get a job? THEY CAN'T! do you think they want to be homeless?! you have no idea how hard it is to live on the streets. Over 40% of them have mental illnesses and therefor cant get a job. Im so surprised and disgusted at people who cant even spare even one dollar to people who are dieing in the streets when they have money coming to them every month! #82 people are to proud to go out and beg for money. do you really think they would want to get on their hands and knees and beg random people for money if they didnt really need it. all you people are riding on the stereotype that they just go and buy drugs with it but over 50% don't. what happened to human kindness? if you were living on the streets, dieing in poverty wouldnt you want somebody to spare a little change for you. FHL. YDI.
guitartech18 0
Y didn't u avoid on the walk back?
opant 0
You could've legitimately paid with a credit card. Silly bum, probably didn't even take that into consideration.
rityz 0
not obliged to give anything to a freaking bum
Jennika 0
Why didn't you tell him you had plastic? you know, credit card?