Today, while training a new employee, I had to run after a naked guy chasing a hooker at the hotel I work at. I made him go back to his room, while she offered me a good time for 300 bucks. The trainee left and hasn't come back yet. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss told me to kick out of the hotel anyone who was clearly a prostitute trolling for men. I spotted a woman in a miniskirt approaching a guy in the bar, so I told her politely to leave. Despite the skirt, turns out she's the hotel manager and the man was her fiancé. I got fired so hard and fast. FML
Today, while making deliveries, a lady answered the door stark naked and invited me in. I'm a young single guy so I went for it, but her husband was also there, ready to go with an enormous boner, so I ran to my van and went back to the depot. They reported me for bad customer service. FML
Today, at my hotel job, I had to help a drunk naked guy back into his room. Earlier today, a fat old guy wearing only briefs came down to the lobby drunk as hell. I used to like my job. FML
Today, I was working my shift and my ex girlfriend came in to apply for a job. She broke up with me for another guy so i can't stand being in the same room as her. The manager talked to her and decided to hire her on the spot. I need to train her. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who is also my boss, was giving me a blowjob at work. Halfway through, his boss knocked on the door and I had to quickly get dressed and slip out the other door. After leaving, I realized that I was still barefoot and I had to walk back to my desk in front of my colleagues. FML
Today, while searching a woman for contraband as part of my job, she kept making sexual noises throughout. After I finished, she hugged me and went on her way. I really need a new job. FML
Today, I checked into a hotel because my boss had assigned me to a new position. As soon as the reception lady looked up, she had me kicked out of the hotel. Apparently, one of the regulations is, "No prostitutes allowed." I was wearing a business suit. FML
Today, I got mugged by a fake hooker. FML
Today, after I had an excellent one night stand with a guy yesterday, I saw him at work. He was a client my boss was trying to talk into a deal. The guy recognised me and accused my boss of sending me to seduce him into signing the contract. The deal fell apart and my boss is livid with me. FML
Today, after a nice swim at the local pool, I ran into a naked girl in the showers. She screamed, kicked me in the nuts and ran off. I still have no clue what she was doing in the men's shower room. FML
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TheOnlyKittyKat 15
Pfft! That trainee is a pussy! If he can't handle a pimp or his hoes, he's gonna have a hard time dealing with the real world. On an unrelated note: who would pay over 50 bucks for stinky, used up, mystery ******?
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Welp, time to find a new trainee.
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Welp, time to find a new trainee.
Jake_Hale 7
Why do that when OP can easily just go to the trainees house and confront him why he left. I'm positive OP has his address somewhere filed.
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#22 - if that really were a common practice, I'd be very, very scared.
TheCanucklehead 22
So 22 wouldn't leave a job where there's naked people chasing hookers...
RoboCunnilingus 23
Grand Theft Auto V... For real.
littlem91 29
Yikes, here I thought leaving was the trainee's choice. And if that's a normal night, a good choice. You should be able to leave without being confronted.
ksks1234 33
Op has a potential trainee in front of him. The hooker has spent a lot of times in hotels, she has drive, the ability to get the Jon done, deal with all types of people, and can run a business.
TheCaramelKing 11
Or a new hotel
esines 9
If the hooker wound up missing too, then I think I know where the trainee went.
Stylux_fml 16
I don't think he got hooked on the whole idea of the job.
Pussycat86 18
Not to the extend he would want to run to
TheOnlyKittyKat 15
Pfft! That trainee is a pussy! If he can't handle a pimp or his hoes, he's gonna have a hard time dealing with the real world. On an unrelated note: who would pay over 50 bucks for stinky, used up, mystery ******?
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Better question: who would pay any money at all for that?
graceinsheepwear 34
It was obviously a john, not a pimp, if he was naked.
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You can get that for free here in SoCal. All you have to do is wear an Obey snapback and skinny jeans.
TheOnlyKittyKat 15
@5 A man with a mid-life crisis? A desperate guy? A politician with a boring sex life? @10 Sometimes a producer needs to test out his own product.
graceinsheepwear 34
I am curious as to how you came up with 50 bucks as a cut off. You might get a ******** from somebody on a slow night for that, but don't kid yourself that there isn't decent money to be made in flesh. I'm not saying I condone it, I'm just saying...
cuppycakeslove 20
Don't expect him to come back
DDCA 24
Thank you, Captain Obvious.
MsConfusedd 27
Hopefully that's not a daily occurrence, although as a trainee that must have been a very bad first impression.
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Maybe that was grounds enough for him to leave suddenly...
UnluckyGenius 21
I wouldn't come back either. The hooker has a good head for business though.
robbilee 14
Best first day of training ever!
carina_47 16
naked hooker chasers these days ...
flockz 20
she probably got laid.... off.
twinkiefeets 17
If I were the trainee I'd run away too. Burger King sounds better than that.