Today, I walked outside to get the newspaper and slipped on the icy driveway. Because I was wearing boxers and a robe, my legs got all scraped up. After much cursing, I got the paper and went inside. The headline read "Caution: Icy Conditions". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked to the end of my driveway to pick up the newspaper. I read the front page that was talking about people who have been getting hurt from slipping on ice. Laughing about that thought and walking up my driveway, I slipped. FML
Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML
Today, I braved the winter weather conditions to get to a clinic for a prescription anti-diarrhea medication. When I arrived to find it closed, I turned around to walk to my car where I slipped on the ice. The impact made me simultaneously bruise my elbow and shit myself. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. It wasn't all that embarrassing, until I walked two more feet and slipped again. The second time, a man pulled over and loudly asked if I was drunk. FML
Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML
Today, I tried to walk on the sidewalk. Actually, it was so slippery that I had to shimmy across it. Then I shimmied too quickly and fell down. Now everything hurts. Maybe next time I should bring a sled. FML
Today, I stepped out of my car and slipped on a fresh coating of ice on the ground. I tried to catch myself by grabbing the car on my way down, but unfortunately, I was trying to grab with the hand that was holding my car keys. I key-scratched my own car. FML
Today, I walked across my kitchen to go get my mom a blanket after she shoveled snow. I slipped and caught the kitchen chair with my side, landed on the floor and almost fracturing my knee cap. She then told me she wasn't cold. FML
Today, I slipped on my icy front porch, fell back, and hit my head on the step. I tried to get up, but lost my balance and fell halfway into the bush next to the steps. I then looked up to see my very hot, British, ex-Special Forces next door neighbor laughing so hard he dropped his snow shovel. FML
Today, I lost control of my car on a patch of ice and slid off the road, messing up my car. I was working on a news story about bad road conditions. FML
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pinkygirl_fml 0
this sounds exactly like an old fox trot cartoon... exactly like it.
waywardson 0
There is no way that would be the headline on the front page of a newspaper. That's for news, not newsflashes for morons. Plus, yeah, I've read this foxtrot strip. What's the point of posting FMLs if they're not true?
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Comments (117)
jamesyboii 0
uh people this is a globally used website i'm sure kinda dumb to just assume it's americans posting these stories. ever noticed any of the posts that say "mum"??? yeah that's not american it's british. anyways the point is i'm sure that there is somewhere this guy lives that has ice in may and besides that point i'm sure all these stories didn't literally happen "today" it just puts that on there for you, maybe dude just found out about the website and is sharing and embarassing story. op-sucks for you man
Alice_Renee 0
How ironic! Hehe, sorry, can't help but laugh. That sucksssssss
KiwiBlu 0
Calling myself out as a comic dork, but the same thing happened in FoxTrot...lol.
FMLwin 1
ICY? WHERE?
AnneFTW 17
Oh the irony!
mistertinkleburg 0
#82- Actually, this is ironic. Irony could be described as something or something mocking someone or something. In this case, The newspaper, with the headline, "Caution: Icy Conditions" was certainly mocking qwerty when he slipped and fell because of these icy conditions. Ironic could also be described as something happened that was unexpected or out of context. This also fits that definition. It would be unexpected by qwerty that he would slip on the ice before he could be properly warned by the newspaper. So please, learn the correct usage of the language before you try and criticize it.
Anon_Coconut 0
Fake. This is from a Foxtrot comic.
shaZamy 0
Its nice to see so many foxtrot fans, but yea, this is a carbon copy of that strip
pat2rome 0
Hilarious when Foxtrot did it, lame when you did.
cyberhoy 3
74 even in Calgary (im here too) there is no ice right now and i dont think anywhere else in Canada maybe Nunavut?