Today, I walked outside to get the newspaper and slipped on the icy driveway. Because I was wearing boxers and a robe, my legs got all scraped up. After much cursing, I got the paper and went inside. The headline read "Caution: Icy Conditions". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked to the end of my driveway to pick up the newspaper. I read the front page that was talking about people who have been getting hurt from slipping on ice. Laughing about that thought and walking up my driveway, I slipped. FML
Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML
Today, I braved the winter weather conditions to get to a clinic for a prescription anti-diarrhea medication. When I arrived to find it closed, I turned around to walk to my car where I slipped on the ice. The impact made me simultaneously bruise my elbow and shit myself. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. It wasn't all that embarrassing, until I walked two more feet and slipped again. The second time, a man pulled over and loudly asked if I was drunk. FML
Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML
Today, I tried to walk on the sidewalk. Actually, it was so slippery that I had to shimmy across it. Then I shimmied too quickly and fell down. Now everything hurts. Maybe next time I should bring a sled. FML
Today, I stepped out of my car and slipped on a fresh coating of ice on the ground. I tried to catch myself by grabbing the car on my way down, but unfortunately, I was trying to grab with the hand that was holding my car keys. I key-scratched my own car. FML
Today, I walked across my kitchen to go get my mom a blanket after she shoveled snow. I slipped and caught the kitchen chair with my side, landed on the floor and almost fracturing my knee cap. She then told me she wasn't cold. FML
Today, I slipped on my icy front porch, fell back, and hit my head on the step. I tried to get up, but lost my balance and fell halfway into the bush next to the steps. I then looked up to see my very hot, British, ex-Special Forces next door neighbor laughing so hard he dropped his snow shovel. FML
Today, I lost control of my car on a patch of ice and slid off the road, messing up my car. I was working on a news story about bad road conditions. FML
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Top comments
pinkygirl_fml 0
this sounds exactly like an old fox trot cartoon... exactly like it.
waywardson 0
There is no way that would be the headline on the front page of a newspaper. That's for news, not newsflashes for morons. Plus, yeah, I've read this foxtrot strip. What's the point of posting FMLs if they're not true?
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Comments (117)
Zwink 0
where do you live, the arctic circle, its MAY!! And that's pretty ironic
rickybobby13 0
i hate irony
grazynaanka 0
the op could very well live in parts of alaska, northern canada, siberia. just because it isn't icy in your parts doesn't mean where this person lives isn't icy. that really sucks. haha. oh the irony.
cypglobalthreat 0
fml and Irony are completely different, now if it was called **** my ironic life you would be right
Shshshar_ssscene 0
its funny for so many reasons like A.) its the beginning of may, and B.)it just so ironic! C.) i though that only happened to me
Petorious09 0
Um gee it's also winter in the entire southern hemisphere... maybe he lives there... or canada, alaska etc.
jpabely 0
bs, where the **** do you live the Arctic its may. you lie like a rug
Petorious09 0
jpabely 0
#19, name a place this site exists in english that is icy? and #69 canada isn't icy right now at all, and winter in the southern hemisphere doesn't encompass snow unless your talking about the Arctic or the mountains, are you even in college?
jpabely 0
C'mon it just isn't believable I'm sure it happened, just not yesterday