Today, I walked out of my college dorm to see that the intelligent person who locked their bike next to mine decided as an added security they would lock their bike to the rack, and to my bike. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a bike locked to a short bollard, making it very easy to steal. Being as nice as I am, I stayed, hoping the owner would come soon and no one else would take it. Then the guy who bullied me in highschool showed up, asked me what I was doing, laughed at me, took the bike, and left. FML
Today, I decided to bike to work. I normally forget the key to my lock, so I leave it out back and hope that nobody takes it, and nobody does. I finally remembered my lock key so I chained it up. After my 7 hour shift, I walk to the back only to find the lock had been cut, and my bike was gone. FML
Today, some asshat thought it would be funny to put a second lock on my locker. FML
Today, I came home from work to find the lock to my bike busted and my bike stolen. The worst part was a nicer bike was sitting right next to it without a lock. FML
Today, I biked to the store to buy a new lock, since biking is my only form of transportation. I left my bike unattended for the last time, only to come back with a new chain, but no bike. FML
Today, my bike was stolen. Partially. Since I always locked it up, some asswipe thought it would be funny to steal the handlebar stem and the seat, leaving the actual handlebar dangling by the brake cables. Since there was no way to steer or sit, I had to carry my bike one mile back to my dorm. FML
Today, I rode my bike to the store because I only had a few things to pick up. When I walked back out after five minutes, my bike was stolen. I had gone to the store to buy a new bike lock. FML
Today, I rode my bike to the grocery store. I left my bike on the small bike rack they have outside the door. When I came out 5 minutes later I found someone had tied their enormous, growling German Shepard to the same rack. I had to wait for the owner to come out who then laughed at me. FML
Today, someone had put a lock on my bike. While I was trying to saw it off, the police drove by. I was arrested for trying to steal a bike and released four hours later when they figured out that it was actually my bike. FML
Today, I saw my bike locked outside a Starbucks down the street from my house. It was stolen about 10 days ago from my communal laundry room. There was even a cop parked across the street, but I have no proof to show that bike even belonged to me. FML
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happyvalleygirl 0
lock yours to theirs in revenge. and leave a note.
KayleeFrye 39
I can't wait to hear the reasons people will say YDI. OP, FYL, this truly sucks!
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Comments (78)
dcfc331 0
That sucks. Happened to me. Got wire cutters and cut it off, then threw the bike.
Joecrook 0
@28 I agree, cut that bitch it's mad easy. Thats a dick move to do to someone.
allmidnighteyes 11
He did that as part of an elaborate plan to blow up the bike rack and the people around it. Why? His bike is a pipe bomb. "We got the body count. yeah, yeah. We got the body count every afternoon at four"
birds_fml 7
Get a wire cutter and snip all their spokes.
arienh4 0
Chuck Norris's bike locks people to other people.
bahdspeler 0
I know what I'm doing tomorrow.
FerrariCake 2
It's called a hacksaw. Buy one. Cut through the frame of the other person's bike. Remove the lock from their bike. Then your bike will be free to ride... although you'll have the other guy's lock on your frame still. If that sounds too adventurous, then at the very least lock your bike to his with YOUR lock. Then at least he won't be able to unlock his bike either.
Mothraaaaa 0
Lmao, I'd love to see someone getting around a college with a hacksaw...Last time I did, they maced him and cuffed him. No fun. D:
muell151 1
you wouldnt happen to go to MSU would you?? cuz that might have been me lol
clevy512 0
yes i do go to MSU.
crazydiamond1 0
"as an added security"... some security it will be when he comes back to find his bike with: the tyres slashed/the spokes snipped/the frame sawed in half, or stolen :P honestly, i hate stupid people, FYL for having to put up with a mongoloid like that
PandaPandaPandaX 0
Haha I love you for using the word 'Mongoloid' :D I didn't think people still did
davinchidude123 0
that is so perfect
ithedarkone 0
YDI for not being psychic and seeing the events of your bike being locked before they unfold. =p