Today, I walked out of my college dorm to see that the intelligent person who locked their bike next to mine decided as an added security they would lock their bike to the rack, and to my bike. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a bike locked to a short bollard, making it very easy to steal. Being as nice as I am, I stayed, hoping the owner would come soon and no one else would take it. Then the guy who bullied me in highschool showed up, asked me what I was doing, laughed at me, took the bike, and left. FML
Today, I decided to bike to work. I normally forget the key to my lock, so I leave it out back and hope that nobody takes it, and nobody does. I finally remembered my lock key so I chained it up. After my 7 hour shift, I walk to the back only to find the lock had been cut, and my bike was gone. FML
Today, some asshat thought it would be funny to put a second lock on my locker. FML
Today, I came home from work to find the lock to my bike busted and my bike stolen. The worst part was a nicer bike was sitting right next to it without a lock. FML
Today, I biked to the store to buy a new lock, since biking is my only form of transportation. I left my bike unattended for the last time, only to come back with a new chain, but no bike. FML
Today, my bike was stolen. Partially. Since I always locked it up, some asswipe thought it would be funny to steal the handlebar stem and the seat, leaving the actual handlebar dangling by the brake cables. Since there was no way to steer or sit, I had to carry my bike one mile back to my dorm. FML
Today, I rode my bike to the store because I only had a few things to pick up. When I walked back out after five minutes, my bike was stolen. I had gone to the store to buy a new bike lock. FML
Today, I rode my bike to the grocery store. I left my bike on the small bike rack they have outside the door. When I came out 5 minutes later I found someone had tied their enormous, growling German Shepard to the same rack. I had to wait for the owner to come out who then laughed at me. FML
Today, someone had put a lock on my bike. While I was trying to saw it off, the police drove by. I was arrested for trying to steal a bike and released four hours later when they figured out that it was actually my bike. FML
Today, I saw my bike locked outside a Starbucks down the street from my house. It was stolen about 10 days ago from my communal laundry room. There was even a cop parked across the street, but I have no proof to show that bike even belonged to me. FML
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happyvalleygirl 0
lock yours to theirs in revenge. and leave a note.
KayleeFrye 39
I can't wait to hear the reasons people will say YDI. OP, FYL, this truly sucks!
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Comments (78)
kimko_fml 0
This has happened to me TOO many times. All when I lived in Brighton, UK... the cyclists there are almost all complete idiots. The first couple of times it happened weren't too bad, could do without my bike on those days. The third/fourth time it happened I locked my bike to theirs, so they couldn't use it. What they didn't know was that I had just got a new bike, and so they had to put up with their retard cross-locking idea themselves for a week or two until I finally remembered to unlock my old chain!
sheltielov3r 3
dude im hella paranoid/scared this will happen to me lol
davinchidude123 0
dude i would rip his bike apart for doing that and leaving and note telling him how stupid that was.
kurato 6
forums.miamibeach411.com/attachments/f5/3619d1276913293-owning-bike-south-beach-bike_lock-jpg did it look something like this?
malnourished_pig 5
Bolt cutters, mans wondrous tool for kicking some lock ass.
atishe24 9
HOW does she deserve it?!
DazedSiren 5
Get a vehicle, a ratchet strap, n take the whole ******* rack. **** em all.
ZeroIce 12
Did you lock yours? Of not, maybe they were being nice...
awkwardturtl3 3
'if my bike gets stolen you're coming down with me!'
Ilikepie82479 20
Thief- 2 for 1, all right son