Today, I walked into a restaurant with my parents to celebrate my Mom's birthday. They immediately got a kid's menu and crayons out for me. I'm 15. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, I went out to dinner with my boyfriend and his mom. The hostess asked if I needed "the kid's menu," remarked how I look "so grown up for your age," and asked what grade I was in. I said I'm in university. She laughed as if it was the best joke ever told. I'm 22. FML
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lkrofct 0
I'm 20 and I always grab the crayons on my own. I like coloring.
karls 0
Coloring and chicken fingers are the best. Not an FYL ;)
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barackobamaII 0
I went out to dinner with my boyfriend and his mom a week after i turned 18 and was handed the kid menu that said "for kids 10 and under only".
doomsicle 0
I'm 17 and I like getting the crayons and coloring on the kids menu... ^_^'
birchofacookie 0
Coloring=Making God happy I hate the kids menu. They give you like a third of the regular food. I'm 13 and I get the adult menu. YESSS
shahopidink 0
this happens to me all the time, i just stare angrily at the stupid valley girl until they put it back
Dimaranien 1
a lot of teenagers ask for the kids menu cuz of the colouring. a lot of twentysomethings ask for them too, cuz its 'bomb'. lol i am a host, and let me tell you how hard it is to tell when the cutoff age is. plus, a lot of restaurants serve kids menus to 14 and under. so, dont worry. besides, you look young now, youll look young later. thats coveted in america, count yourself lucky (as opposed to me turning grey now, im 18) lol
musicguyguy 2
hey, you look young. it's all good :)
TwistedDaydream 0
Hey I'm fifteen too and I have the exact same problem. It's ok. At least we both look young hm? :D Everybody else will be wrinkly before we are! And I love colouring anyway.
jazziie_fml 0
i'm almost 18 and it happens to me all the time.
crazyweirdo101 0
I'm almost 18 and Mom tends to ask for two of them for my dad and I
jen_kay 0
LOL. Bad situation your you. but it gave me a laugh. Dont worry it happens :)