Today, I walked in on my parents necking in the living room. I promptly covered my eyes and muttered something about my innocence being stolen from me. My dad looked up from the couch, and mentioned that he had heard my innocence being stolen by Jake, my boyfriend from 2 years ago. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened. She agreed, walked out and shut the door. Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" FML
Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Today, I was hooking up with my girlfriend when her dad knocked on the clear door that leads to the room. About 5 minutes later both of her parents came in to give us the "talk" which included the first time her parents did it. In detail. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend with an older guy who I thought was her dad, I went over to introduce myself. And then turned around and walked away very fast as I saw them make out. My girlfriend is cheating on me with someone as old as my dad. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with my parents. During a sex scene, my dad covered my eyes. I'm married and have 2 kids. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML
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shananigans 0
I'm probably the only freak who thought the most interesting part of this FML was the OP's use of the word necking. Oh and your dad wins.
24788 7
I don't know if I approve of you seeing this Jake guy in subject.
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Comments (109)
Gwyndion 9
If they knew you had "fun" with jake and assuming you aren't that old and if you make a comment like that years later I'd guess you're what, 16-17 now? Seems to me its more like a "MLIA" then a "FML" if your parents are ok with it really, some people are of alot worse when it comes to such stuff.
dragonmystik3030 0
thats what you get for being a smart ass to your olds hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
mylifeiscrazi 1
Lol, your Dad's funny.
FPsLife 5
YDI for pretending you had any innocence left to take.
pastelxo 0
ooh harsh!
Mikeymikey 4
U got owned!
LadyLieDie 1
Ba-ZING.
yakturk43 0
YDI for being a little slore
JFry 0
YDI for being an asshole :)
Reynard12 0
Good for your Dad, did you honestly consider yourself the second immaculate conception? Or would it be better if your parents no longer felt any interest in each other and their union withered to a hollow shell of day to day routine and convience, because, hey, at least that isn't icky for their brattish offspring to be confronted with as a notion.
evya42 0
You, sir, are a win. I literally made an account just to say that. WIN
theblazian 0
It is indeed win.... but not as much win as her pops. And fyl indeed..... your parents knew the truth the whole time AND JUST DIDN'T GIVE A SHIT! How horrible your life must be.
stereotype_eater 0
go dad! maybe next time you'll walk outta the room without making an interruption.
niadanac1 3
Go dad!