Anonymous
Walnut, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML
BrokenVow
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom came into my room to have a heart-to-heart talk. My dildo was sitting on the nightstand. I didn't notice until she told me to make sure the dog didn't get it. FML
bkay26
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Classy
Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML
quadropheniac
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML
blahblah493
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML
tracy4191
Ponchatoula, United States
Today, I found out my mom sleeps in my room when I'm at college during the week. I discovered this my bumping into her dildo with my foot. FML
Anonymous
India 🌶️ Spicy
Knock next time please
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Old prude
Today, my dumbass self left my DIY dildo on the sink and my mom found it and threw it away. She called me a whore, who'll be "fucking around with a new partner each night." FML
lobotomy pls
Tappahannock, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom, legs spread and changing her tampon, all while she was carrying on a conversation on the phone. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
How could you?
Today, my mom walked in on me jerking it in her bathroom. I'm a 40 year-old man and she's 68. FML
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Patriots21 14
Better than seeing her wash your dad's knob.
tim374 26
Happy Mother's Day!
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Comments (69)
samwilliams800 28
At least you didn't walk in on her using it.
nukey24 7
Well at least she cleans it right?
grogers311 20
Good thing u didn't walk in any earlier...
Lunchy306 8
Not sure what's worse, catching her washing it, or catching her using it. either way that's a mental that ain't going away.
igive 29
Using for sure. No contest there.
captainsmegma 12
At least you didn't walk in and see it buried to the hilt and mamma twitching in orgasmic delight.
Nickimariek 20
Plot twist... she's really washing your *****. xD
wobbly1 16
Plot twist... she was really washing your Dads *****.
alitairi 18
You could have walked in 10 minutes earlier, when she was using it instead.
tnlander 20
I don't understand why none one on here ever knocks. YDI.
EagleSonOfEagle 11
I came here specifically to say that and I was shocked how far down in the comments I had to go before I found someone to agree with. Thank you for being here, I would have been lonely without you, knocking angel!
Nezah 6
Better then walking in on her using it
rldostie 19
Mamas have sex lives too. That's how they became mamas.