Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 5 years getting intimate with my best friend. When they saw me they immediately stopped and said nothing. After about 5 seconds of silence my boyfriend yells "April fools!" April Fools was 12 days ago. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for cheating on him with his best friend… in a dream he had last night. I was upset at first, but then I remembered what day it is, and laughed at his silly "prank". He was completely serious. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house at 9am to surprise him on our 1 year anniversary. In the process, I gatecrashed another celebration he was having with his second girlfriend. FML
Today, after weeks of being engaged and with the wedding date planned, I finally told my parents. They told me it was my best April Fool's joke ever. I should've waited one more day. FML
Today, I went to the local street fair and ran into my boyfriend of five years. He was with his girlfriend of ten years. We both had no idea about each other. His family knew we both existed, and never said a word. FML
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kristenlee 3
Good try on his part, though. Glad you aren't a total idiot.
lexii29 0
what a dick...thats horrible, im sorry :[
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crayons_fml 0
yeah don't make up with your best friend or the boyfriend.
tiltwrestler 0
The best friend has NO (zero, zilch) excuse. She had no reason to interfere in you 2's relationship, and she could go out and get laid by anybody she wanted to. On the other hand, the boyfriend isn't 100% his fault... just about 99% his fault. However, if you weren't giving him enough sex (or sex much at all), then I can't say I'm surprised. I mean, yeah its horribly wrong... but on the other hand, if a guy doesn't get laid he has to get laid SOMEhow! and if there's a horny best friend lying on the bed next to him, he doesn't have too much of a choice, now does he? The point is, guys have to get laid. And if the ONLY acceptable option is to have sex with you, and you're not having sex enough... then a typical guy will think be forced to do the UNacceptable option! And you know what that is, now at least. =/ Tips: Dump the best friend and spread rumors about her, get rid of the boyfriend unless he SUPER SUPER makes it up to you (and i mean something incredible), and in the next relationship, talk thru your problems and have sex more often. That's the best advice I can give you
000001 0
Drop them both. But before that, sleep with him, cut his dick off then leave a note saying "APRIL FOOL'S SUCKA!"
ammali 0
#47, you're an idiot. Guys can be good or bad just like girls, and the jerks (of either gender) with no self-control aren't worth any self-respecting person's time.
nbrachelxo 0
your boyfriend is my favorite. ha.
elfears123 0
Ew... he is such a ass licking fucktart
Jaxro 6
This was already posted, only in the other story it was like March 29th.
Stay_beautiful 0
so....now you're on here whining about it? YOU picked the boyfriend, AND the best friend. No one really deserves to be cheated on, but you must have done something to make him stray. Congrats on making yourself look like an idiot!
sarahd95 0
This one was on a few weeks ago :/.
ohhhhshizzz 0
I would have kicked her ass, then threw her ass out butt naked then I would have kicked him in the dick til it was blue.