Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 5 years getting intimate with my best friend. When they saw me they immediately stopped and said nothing. After about 5 seconds of silence my boyfriend yells "April fools!" April Fools was 12 days ago. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for cheating on him with his best friend… in a dream he had last night. I was upset at first, but then I remembered what day it is, and laughed at his silly "prank". He was completely serious. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house at 9am to surprise him on our 1 year anniversary. In the process, I gatecrashed another celebration he was having with his second girlfriend. FML
Today, after weeks of being engaged and with the wedding date planned, I finally told my parents. They told me it was my best April Fool's joke ever. I should've waited one more day. FML
Today, I went to the local street fair and ran into my boyfriend of five years. He was with his girlfriend of ten years. We both had no idea about each other. His family knew we both existed, and never said a word. FML
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kristenlee 3
Good try on his part, though. Glad you aren't a total idiot.
lexii29 0
what a dick...thats horrible, im sorry :[
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Comments (204)
chris1818 0
Your boyfriend is a total asshole and the man at the same time
eskimokurra 0
you dont need ethier of them in your life.
JBiz_fml 0
That's ****** up. @all the people calling fake : it's only fake because you touch yourself at night.
dwade3 0
i agree with #124 totally. that sucks but at the same time its just as hilarious.
samus129 0
For people saying you cant blame the guy you can when i was going out with my girl friend i would have stayed with her even if we weren't having sex but your lucky because you don't need to see ether of them. it would be really occword to see the them i now first hand. I have to see the guy my girl friend cheated on me for every day because he is my brother.
THIS_FML_SUCKS 0
Thanks for pointing out the obvious about April Fools.
BigMaki 0
APRIL FOOLS! Holy hell.
FoundManyLemons 0
I think it would "count" on the 1st as well. DTMFA.
tipple 0
April Fools *was* 12 days ago, but your boyfriend is a first-class fool 365 days. Go you! (sarcasm) And at least when you go to confide in your best friend about it, you don't need to go through all that awkward "I just discovered something about my boyfriend" intro stuff - 'cause she knows already! :o) Ok, just trying to make light of a crap situation - I clicke FYL BTW. Five Years is a long time fro you to just walk away from, but looks like he already has, and it may be significantly less than five years for him.
Failercoptor 0
ouchhhhhh ouchhh ouchhhhhh dayum that sucks,