Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 5 years getting intimate with my best friend. When they saw me they immediately stopped and said nothing. After about 5 seconds of silence my boyfriend yells "April fools!" April Fools was 12 days ago. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for cheating on him with his best friend… in a dream he had last night. I was upset at first, but then I remembered what day it is, and laughed at his silly "prank". He was completely serious. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house at 9am to surprise him on our 1 year anniversary. In the process, I gatecrashed another celebration he was having with his second girlfriend. FML
Today, after weeks of being engaged and with the wedding date planned, I finally told my parents. They told me it was my best April Fool's joke ever. I should've waited one more day. FML
Today, I went to the local street fair and ran into my boyfriend of five years. He was with his girlfriend of ten years. We both had no idea about each other. His family knew we both existed, and never said a word. FML
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kristenlee 3
Good try on his part, though. Glad you aren't a total idiot.
lexii29 0
what a dick...thats horrible, im sorry :[
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Comments (204)
audiogasmic 0
#122 maybe people are just that stupid? And to the OP, that really sucks. I'd dump them both, they're not loyal and you can find better people to hang around.
Jordn_fml 0
Hmmmm, Bf of 5 years with your "best friend".... looks like you know to pick em. That seriously sucks though, and I am sorry for ya =(
ellameno 2
So, it would all be ok if this happened on April 1?
Vtlacey 0
ta hell with both of em! u dont need a crappy boyfriend AND a crappy "best friend"
Common_Sense 0
Wow.. that's awful. What a dick.. and she's a ****. Ditch them both and don't look back. Once a cheater, always a cheater. I hope you manage ok! Talk to some real friends!!
raabhimself 0
Men are pigs. [They will] pretty much have sex with anyone, fat, skinny, married, single, complete strangers, relatives.
nomo_fml 0
Old, and fake.
sensual_kidney 0
ROFL what a clever guy
lissyballerina 0
What a jackass.
maxv_15 0
HAHAHAHAHAHA you shoulda ****** him again for that genius joke