Today, I walked in on my boyfriend getting it on with the neighbour's daughter. As soon as he saw me, he started singing "It Wasn't Me" by Shaggy, completely naked, still sitting with the girl. FML
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Tedet 0
If I were you, I'd keep him. Only a man of superior intellect could think to sing Shaggy in a time of crisis.
Some_guy 6
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed Creeping with the girl next door
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Comments (188)
ireply_w_lyrics 0
"...I hate that stupid old pickup truck You never let me drive You're a redneck, heartbreak Who's really bad at lying So watch me strike a match On all my wasted time As far as I'm concerned You're just another picture to burn..."
9az00 0
hope you chopped his dick off and then said "it wasn't me"
girly_girl 0
lmao secretly i wish i was that guy i love that song and i would totally start sing that song if i cheated lmao
smort 0
Um... I live in Ontario. My girlfriend just had new neighbors move in, the dude is the girl's boyfriend and is basically everything she looks for in a guy, which is not me. I couldn't help but notice that you live in Ontario. ...Do you live in Kitchener?
bikinigurrrl 0
Hahaha wowww... This is probably the funniest fml I've read in a while!! And who cares if they're made up or not.. they're funny either way! (:
spillproof 0
great song! Classic responce!
dark_sunlight 0
yeah I would have went over and kicked him in the naked balls, he wouldn't be in a singing mood then xD.
PurpDOODE 0
CHEATING MAN: WINNAH.
udontknowme69 0
Appreciate this for what it is...comedy at it's finest! This either actually happened (making the dude my personal hero), or someone made it up (making the clever mother-fu**er who made this up my personal hero) ...either way...either way is fine
tflnfml 0
Fake, but hilarious nonetheless.