Today, I've recently gained weight so I bought an exercise video. I started it right away in my room on the top floor. My younger sister screamed and ran outside a few minutes later. She thought it was an earthquake. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried exercising. My whole house shook. FML
Today, I decided to try this new cardio workout video I got. As I was obnoxiously bouncing around my room I heard a noise behind me. Turns out there were three boys outside my window watching. FML
Today, I decided to start my exercise video routine. It's an African dance workout DVD. Just as I felt confident and motivated about getting in shape, I realized that my window was wide open and my neighbors were getting a front row seat to me waving my arms in the air like an idiot. FML
Today, I finally felt motivated to do some exercise. As I got my weights out, I noticed out of the corner of my eye someone moving about outside my window. I got scared and dropped a weight on my foot. The person outside was my own reflection. FML
Today, I received a package. When my mom asked what I had bought, I had told her that I had ordered dumbbells and was going to start lifting. She laughed her way into the kitchen. FML
Today, I started a home workout routine by following a YouTube video that promised "beginner-friendly" exercises. While attempting a lunge, I lost my balance, fell forward, and knocked over my TV. The TV fell onto my yoga mat, breaking both. Now I have no motivation and no TV. FML
Today, I tried a new workout at my local gym. I thought I'd attempt some yoga poses I'd seen online. Mid-pose, I lost my balance and knocked over a row of weights, causing a loud crash and drawing everyone's attention. FML
Today, I realised just how grossly out of shape I am, when I started violently sweating, felt light-headed, and almost blacked out. All this from helping my sister shift a sofa from the move-in truck to her living room. FML
Today, my sister thought it would be funny to place a cardboard cut-out of a person at the foot of my bed. I woke up, saw the cut-out from the corner of my eye, fell out of bed, landed on my hand wrong, and broke two fingers. She got it all on video. FML
Today, I joined a gym. I’m overweight and not very athletic, so I was nervous. I looked around and tried a treadmill. I start walking at a chill pace, then got ambitious and cranked it to a "light jog." Within seconds, I tripped, fell, and sent the emergency stop button flying across the room. The gym staff ran over and I swear someone said, “Well, at least he’s trying.” FML
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Mirorbo 27
Darling, I'm fairly certain she did that on purpose just to be mean and make you feel bad. Ignore her and continue to better yourself!~
MudPuddleMica 0
"She thought it was an earthquake"
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Comments (117)
redoxy_fml 0
If it was an earthquake why would your sister run out a few minutes after you started your work out. why scream and wait a few minutes?
alexxss_fml 10
lmao! I could just picture it!!!
devilyy 2
"Gained A LITTlE WEIGHT"? Uh-huh,Okay if you say so.xD
Kingkiwi 5
I agree
Sooniztimmy 0
We all exaggerate, gained a little weight, I weigh only 120, I bench 250, I only play video games once a week, I get numbers whenever I go out, I have a 8 inch penis, I own over 200 pairs of shoes, im not drunk, it was the alcohol that made me have sex with him/her.
honestlove11 0
maybe she really did gain just a few. she could have been very fit andlet go for a few weeks. why jump to conclusions and be all judgemental.? at least the fml isn't 'today, I realised I sit on my bum and eat hohos too much all summer, and now I'm too fat to go to the store for more. I'll mope and munch a Twinkie. fml.'
ChrissyRawr 0
"Why the **** is there a whale jumping around while listening to Cher!?!?!?!?!?!" Sister win.
devilyy 2
Little* stupid iPhone x.x And anti-flood xD
marquisallover 0
just keep doing you and as for your sister one day there will be a real earthquake and you will be fit enough to run while her on the other hand will just be @#$%^&
DinosGoeRawr 0
LOL. Your sister's a bitch
Arsonnist 3
Well good luck and don't stop. If she's just being a jerk, it will pay off soon. If she really thought it was an earthquake, at least it will be fun making her freak out.
ken12317 7
LIFE SUCKS huh but i think your sisters just being mean ignore her
twinny_sc 13
YDI for scaring your little sister
DaveP 0
YDI for being so freakin fat
AYsalchicha 3
at least she's doing something about it moron.