Today, I've recently gained weight so I bought an exercise video. I started it right away in my room on the top floor. My younger sister screamed and ran outside a few minutes later. She thought it was an earthquake. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried exercising. My whole house shook. FML
Today, I decided to try this new cardio workout video I got. As I was obnoxiously bouncing around my room I heard a noise behind me. Turns out there were three boys outside my window watching. FML
Today, I decided to start my exercise video routine. It's an African dance workout DVD. Just as I felt confident and motivated about getting in shape, I realized that my window was wide open and my neighbors were getting a front row seat to me waving my arms in the air like an idiot. FML
Today, I finally felt motivated to do some exercise. As I got my weights out, I noticed out of the corner of my eye someone moving about outside my window. I got scared and dropped a weight on my foot. The person outside was my own reflection. FML
Today, I received a package. When my mom asked what I had bought, I had told her that I had ordered dumbbells and was going to start lifting. She laughed her way into the kitchen. FML
Today, I started a home workout routine by following a YouTube video that promised "beginner-friendly" exercises. While attempting a lunge, I lost my balance, fell forward, and knocked over my TV. The TV fell onto my yoga mat, breaking both. Now I have no motivation and no TV. FML
Today, I tried a new workout at my local gym. I thought I'd attempt some yoga poses I'd seen online. Mid-pose, I lost my balance and knocked over a row of weights, causing a loud crash and drawing everyone's attention. FML
Today, I realised just how grossly out of shape I am, when I started violently sweating, felt light-headed, and almost blacked out. All this from helping my sister shift a sofa from the move-in truck to her living room. FML
Today, my sister thought it would be funny to place a cardboard cut-out of a person at the foot of my bed. I woke up, saw the cut-out from the corner of my eye, fell out of bed, landed on my hand wrong, and broke two fingers. She got it all on video. FML
Today, I joined a gym. I’m overweight and not very athletic, so I was nervous. I looked around and tried a treadmill. I start walking at a chill pace, then got ambitious and cranked it to a "light jog." Within seconds, I tripped, fell, and sent the emergency stop button flying across the room. The gym staff ran over and I swear someone said, “Well, at least he’s trying.” FML
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Mirorbo 27
Darling, I'm fairly certain she did that on purpose just to be mean and make you feel bad. Ignore her and continue to better yourself!~
MudPuddleMica 0
"She thought it was an earthquake"
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Comments (117)
Jimboom 12
Try running on the front of your feet, not the heels. Unless you have a very poorly built house then you should be able to do that without registering on the Richter scale. And you know... stop eating all the cream pies in site fatty. Good luck with the weight loss.
seahorses4eva 4
^ I agree. Mostly with the good luck...I'd leave out the 'fatty' part. :)
xFiLLItUp 0
I'm sorry but LMAO . xD
dingo353 0
Same thing happened to me except I fell through the floor and landed on my sister and she exploded. True story!
PokemonTyrant 0
awesome story! is your sister okay now??? lol
Averizzle 0
I mean she kinda exploded.. I don't think she exists any more.
Shookitup 0
hahahahaha XD
Amy_1995 0
I'm with 5 on this do it out side or go to the gym.
tpike1296 11
"YDI for being fat"...(lady walks on the stage and whispers something in my ear, and then walks off) "Ladies and gentlemen...I have just been informed that I am also fat!" (walks off stage, sobbing)
shuzzykenz 0
LOL!!!!!!!! i totally busted out in a laughing fit at that one (':
Ipreferbroccoli 0
Haha lovely :)
perdix 31
That could happen when "Buns of Steel" meet "Thighs of Thunder!" It's like a seismic Perfect Storm.
Instablend 3
Lol'd. Very clever, perdix.
nwtngrl820 0
just stop eating...jk kinda just don't eat asmuch
fudawee 4
Hah. That happened to me. Except I thought the big woman upstairs fell. It was actually an earthquake.
Richisme 0
Uncle Phil :3
quinz 4
Don't worry. It could just be that the second floor isn't too great for jumping around. *reminisces about the times with about 30 kids all practicing a dance with tons of jumping on the second story of a building, making the floor shake*