Today, I've invited friends and family to my birthday party. I've also come home to find that my parents didn't pay the water bill. I either have to tell everyone I know that they are uninvited or not to take dumps in my house. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My parents, with whom I live, told me that they didn't get me anything, but instead they said they would knock off a bit of the housekeeping I owe them. FML
Today, my family and friends threw a surprise birthday party for me, after I'd said multiple times that I didn't want one. I turned and left and now everybody is angry at me and calling me ungrateful and spoiled. FML
Today, I spent a lot of money buying a birthday gift for a close friend, only to find out I'm not even invited to the party. FML
Today, it's my birthday. A month ago, I'd told everyone I invited to my party that it was going to be adults only. One of my friends brought her kids with her anyway, then started screaming and trashing the place when I politely asked her to leave. The cops had to be called to finally get her out of my house. FML
Today, my roommate forgot to pay the water bill on time, so they shut it off. Now we're without running water for 3 days and I'm taking my morning dump in Target next to a stranger. FML
Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML
Today, my friends, led by my best friend, threw me a surprise party. Bearing a cake, they all happily yelled, "SURPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" by suddenly barging in… through the bathroom door. I was on the toilet, in the middle of taking a dump. FML
Today, I found out that the day I moved out of my parents' house, they invited my whole family over and had a party to celebrate the fact that I was gone. FML
Today, I invited all of my friends to my graduation party, and even paid for them all to be there. They all didn’t show. FML
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aaron123111 11
Invest in a bucket
DooleyFTW 17
You could just tell everyone that the water is temporarily cut off and leave a sign in the bathrooms or something like that!
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Comments (83)
SgtAssCheeks 21
Well... that's a shitty situa-- Oh wait. Nevermind.
thepretender10 4
who takes dumps in other people's homes at a birthday party anyway?
Zebediabolical 45
I take dumps everywhere I go. It's like marking my territory, yanno?
gemstone586 12
wait. I need more info. how old are you? Should you still be living with your parents? or do you live on your own and expect your parents to pay your water bill? if you ARE young enough to live at home, did your parents know you were planning a party? You might just deserve it.
edanielleh 21
OMG this is not an investigation...
gemstone586 12
fine. YDI. pay your own damn water bill. now, everyone hate on the fact that I don't know that OP should be paying his/her own water bill.......
shawnasays 6
shit, all good questions.
bikergirl93 18
turn it into a garden party and say the house is of limits simple
frizz101 22
Just tell everyone that your water got shut off. If your embarrassed that your parents didn't pay the bill just say that a pipe or something broke and it needs to be fixed before the water turns back on.
kirdypie 14
tell everybody that it's broken and the plumber will be coming to fix it the next day, it's really not a big issue.
buckdharma 38
When your friends ask what you need, tell them water. Duh!
iwadasn 33
It sounds like your parents didn't know you were planning to have a party at their house.
lollypop30001 19
Pick a free place to have it like the park
bluerhhajfk 17
Tell them all to go beforehand