Today, I've invited friends and family to my birthday party. I've also come home to find that my parents didn't pay the water bill. I either have to tell everyone I know that they are uninvited or not to take dumps in my house. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My parents, with whom I live, told me that they didn't get me anything, but instead they said they would knock off a bit of the housekeeping I owe them. FML
Today, my family and friends threw a surprise birthday party for me, after I'd said multiple times that I didn't want one. I turned and left and now everybody is angry at me and calling me ungrateful and spoiled. FML
Today, I spent a lot of money buying a birthday gift for a close friend, only to find out I'm not even invited to the party. FML
Today, it's my birthday. A month ago, I'd told everyone I invited to my party that it was going to be adults only. One of my friends brought her kids with her anyway, then started screaming and trashing the place when I politely asked her to leave. The cops had to be called to finally get her out of my house. FML
Today, my roommate forgot to pay the water bill on time, so they shut it off. Now we're without running water for 3 days and I'm taking my morning dump in Target next to a stranger. FML
Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML
Today, my friends, led by my best friend, threw me a surprise party. Bearing a cake, they all happily yelled, "SURPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" by suddenly barging in… through the bathroom door. I was on the toilet, in the middle of taking a dump. FML
Today, I found out that the day I moved out of my parents' house, they invited my whole family over and had a party to celebrate the fact that I was gone. FML
Today, I invited all of my friends to my graduation party, and even paid for them all to be there. They all didn’t show. FML
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aaron123111 11
Invest in a bucket
DooleyFTW 17
You could just tell everyone that the water is temporarily cut off and leave a sign in the bathrooms or something like that!
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Comments (83)
bubblyhayley 16
eww would ur friends go anyway!!!
FrankHotpants 31
That's pretty irresponsible of your parents considering a typical water bill is less then $30
TwistedCherub1 15
Our water bill consists of water, waste management, and sewage (all services provided by the city) so it's a little higher than that. But still not bad, and most places don't turn it off unless it's 30 days past due.
beaverteaser 16
ahhh good a no poop party, always my favorite
beaverteaser 16
well I guess this ***** not going down then
asylumlane 23
If your family can't afford to pay the water bill, how did they pay for your party? Donate some of your birthday money towards the bill.
squidgy787 22
Your comment makes an AWFUL lot of assumptions. Most water bills are pretty low, so it's much more likely they simply forgot to pay it. The OP may have opted to pay for their own party, though probably not. And offer to use their own birthday money? If they're as broke as you asse they are, do you really think OP will be getting birthday money from them?
wholock 12
That sucks
2712 8
You could say that all of your toilets are broken
kbecks87 16
For like $100 you can rent a port-a-potty.
LC3290 16
If they're your friends, they'll understand the need to have the party elsewhere. Or ask a neighbor (preferably someone single with multiple bathrooms) if you can use their house. (a single person wouldn't have their family disrupted/disturbed by party guests frequently going into their house to pee.)
CinemaFreak 9
Tellthem