jobless
France
Today, I've been dating a girl for a year and she's only touched my penis twice. Once by accident. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anon
Canada
Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML
hjgjh
United States
Today, an ant bit my penis. That was the first 'mouth' to ever touch it. FML
Anonymous
Excuses, excuses
Today, I saw a girl making out with presumably her boyfriend. This wouldn’t be a problem if she hadn’t told me she was asexual and didn’t like to be touched. The worst part is this isn’t even the first time this has happened to me. FML
Anonymous
Singapore
Newbie
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, I was struck with a white-hot pain, and in the confusion thought her vagina had contracted hard. It turned out it was actually my uncircumcised penis retracting for the first time in my life. FML
Boyufd
Show and tell
Today, it was the first time I was about to have sex with my girlfriend of 3 years, since I'm self-conscious about my size. When she saw it, she started laughing. She was mad I didn't want to continue. FML
oops
Victoria, Canada
Today, I was on a date, and I went to put my arm around her, trying to be romantic, but my coordination went straight to hell. Instead of her shoulder, I ended up accidentally grabbing her tit. FML
20month dry spell
Today, my girlfriend thinks I'm sex-obsessed because of the number of times I've asked for it. I've asked exactly 3 times this year, one of which was on my birthday. She said no all 3 times. I'm usually too scared of her temper to even try. FML
shitfaced
Sassenheim, Netherlands
Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML
Bill
United States
White lie
Today, a girl I like was taking her phone out of her pocket and two condoms fell out. Last week I'd tried hooking up with her and she'd said that she only has sex with a man who is her boyfriend. So I said, “Oh, new boyfriend, huh?” She said, “Nah it’s for hookups, gotta be prepared!” I guess she forgot she lied to me. FML
Anonymous
Netherlands
Today, after months of Tinder-ing, first dates and being rejected, I finally was able to hook up with a girl. We met, we kissed, we danced and I took her back to my place. She then promptly tried to make out with my roommate. FML
Top comments
infantrygirl 0
Oh, shut up. If you can't stand to be with a girl who has morals, you don't deserve her.
popcorn_fml 0
it may be hard for some of you to believe but you CAN have a relationship without sex.
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Comments (162)
jannie22 0
53 no they're both slags....
animechick66 1
Geez get a grip your a lucky one my boyfriend and I have been dating almost two years and I still wont touch his penis so consider yourself lucky asshole
ColCyclone 17
You think someone's a ***** if they have sex once in a year? Sex isn't just about pleasure, it's about wanting to take relationships further and being closer with the one you love.
Linaelle 14
Wow. You people are so unbelievable. How is having sex with your boyfriend of one year being "loose" and "slutty" ? Talk about respect... So yeah, of course OP should be discussing that with his girlfriend instead of whining on FML, but as some already said, there is no lack of morals in a happy sex-life !
pandacruisn30 3
You must know my boyfriend! We have been dating now almost 4 months and I want to get more physical but he wants to go slow because he doesn't want to rush things and ruin it. It is frustrating to me but I will follow his lead but if I do not get anything after a huge trip after our 7 months togethern then I might make the first move. I am not a **** he will be only the second guy but I want some now!
pandacruisn30 3
I am having an issue like this with my boyfriend. We have been dating for 4 months and we haven't had a proper kiss. Instead of dumping him we have talked it out. He wants to take it slow and not rush things. I will follow his wishes because he makes me happy but if it goes too long without anything then I might have to rethink things. The girlfriend does need to be kept in the loop at all cost so they both can be on the same page. Maybe she wants to find the right time to act or maybe she just doesn't feel like it. Now that i know what real love feels like I wished I had waited to give my virginity to my boyfriend instead of to an older loser who kept promising me things for 8 years. I do not want to be seen as a **** but I would like to give my boyfriend a bj soon just do not know how to breach it to him. Hang in their OP!
CanisLupus_fml 4
She might have some big reason why she doesn't want sex. but if you do, and she doesn't, then you two aren't meant to be. Simple as that.
Brilliant_Klutz 3
So? If she's not ready than she shouldn't have to do anything
naedangerdavey 0
Must be boring. I'd bail.
greg0409 0
thats better than none