Today, I uploaded a photo of myself at the beach on Facebook. The first comment it got was "Wow!! If I was 20 yrs younger, oh boy ;)". Yeah, thanks for that, grandpa. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my grandma commented on my Facebook profile picture: "That's a great photo! It doesn't look anything like you!" FML
Today, my 11-year-old son and I were going through some old photos. He saw one of me when I was 22 on a beach, wearing a bikini. He said "Wow! Who's that?" Quite proudly I said it was me. He looked at me and said "What happened?" FML
Today, I sent my grandfather a picture of me because he hasn't seen me in years. I guess I should wear makeup next time, because he sent back a heavily photoshopped and cropped version and told me how beautiful I look. FML
Today, a customer complimented me on how good I looked for my age. She thought I was in my forties. I'm 18. FML
Today, I uploaded what I thought were beautiful selfies. One of my "friends" commented, "I've seen what your whole body looks like, so that's why you take only headshots. You're not fooling anybody, fatty." His comment got 18 likes. I took down the photos and spent the rest of my afternoon in tears. FML
Today, I put on a new outfit, took a bunch of selfies, and posted the best one to Instagram. Ten minutes later, my grandma commented, “You look tired. Are you eating enough?” FML
Today, man do I feel old. For the first time ever, a teen thug with more acne spots than brain cells told me to, “Piss off grandad.” Grandad? Guess I look older than I feel. FML
Today, the new guy at work - who is probably at least ten years older than I am - admired the photo on my desk of myself with my husband and teenage daughters and asked, "Are those your grandchildren?" I'm in my 40's. FML
Today, my grandpa accidentally posted a nude photo of himself on Facebook. I will never be able to unsee that. FML
Today, I finally accepted my grandma's friend request on Facebook. I commented on a family photo album she'd uploaded, joking that the quality would greatly improve once she added pictures of me. My comment was met with, "Shut up you sewage rat". FML
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Top comments
ArturoRamirez 16
Yeah, good thing he isn't.
jojimugo 20
He could just say you're beautiful... Keep that shit simple
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Comments (63)
nreed32 20
That is both flattering and disgusting at the same time.
countryb_cth 38
No it's not. It's just disgusting, there's no way what he said is flattering.
RedPillSucks 33
nothing brings you down faster than knowing that grandpa has the. hots for you. Make sure to hide his Viagra and make sure he doesn't sit next to or across from you at family gatherings.
funneh1 21
Your grandpa sounds ******* creepy. Stay away from him.
CyberSeeker 20
At least it wasn't your grandmother
bhfriday 9
what if you were 20 years older? hmmm
91hayek 31
You reminded him that 20 years ago he could have finally got Moby Dick. Ahab is now old, with grandkids and on Facebook; time to friend him. Ayyyy just kidding :p
iiTzNeeNerz 26
It was exactly that. Joke or not that's not the type of compliment a grandpa should give his granddaughter.
WOTAN1488 24
The good: you're found attractive The bad: your grandpa found you attractive
VincEkwealor 12
I need to meet this man!
mrlawlor7777 26
Good comment. It would've been better if it ended with "can't get it up."