Anonymous
Australia
Today, a customer complimented me on how good I looked for my age. She thought I was in my forties. I'm 18. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
aginglikemilk
They weren't wrong...
Today, I had a customer tell me that I don't look a day over 39. I'm 35. FML
Anonymous
Dublin, Ireland
Not a wife guy
Today, I went to a restaurant with my mother, where the waiter complimented my "wife". I'm not 18, and she's over 40. FML
Baby Face
Today, I was at work refreshing the shelves when a man turned the corner and said, very surprised, "You look 12!" A few weeks back, two people did the same thing, only they said I looked 9. I'm almost 21 years old, and just very short. Starting to get just a little self conscious here. FML
Anonymous
San Diego, United States
Today, the cashier at the local grocery store in my area said that I don't look a day over 40. I'm 28. FML
Kellie
Small talk hell
Today, I told my boss her new haircut made her look younger. She smiled and said, “Oh, thank you!” I tried to double down on the compliment and said, “Yeah, like... 20 years ago younger!” She stopped smiling. It turns out that would’ve made her twelve. FML
Anonymous
Clocked
Today, I was stopped by a customer who told me that I looked like a nice woman. I thanked him for the compliment and pointed out that I was a man. With an obviously male name on my name tag. And visible facial hair. FML
Cindell
Tucson, United States
Timeless
Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, I overheard my younger coworkers discussing my age. They said, “How old is she? Some days she looks like she's 35 and other days she looks like she's 58!” FML
Romina
Shorty
Today, I was mistaken for an 8th grader because of my height. I'm 32 years-old. FML
disgusting
Thetford, United Kingdom
Today, I uploaded a photo of myself at the beach on Facebook. The first comment it got was "Wow!! If I was 20 yrs younger, oh boy ;)". Yeah, thanks for that, grandpa. FML
Anonymous
Gatineau, Canada
I'm a mess
Today, I was at my usual grocery store when an elderly lady smiled at me and said, "It's so nice to see a young person not obsessed with their appearance." I was dressed in sweats, I hadn't showered, and hadn't brushed my hair. I’m not sure if I should be flattered or insulted. FML
Top comments
perdix 31
Just think, when you reach 40, you'll look good for someone who should have died 10 years ago. You could be the hottest cougar at your high school prom.
allmidnighteyes 11
meth combined with a lack of sleep will do that to ya but hey, at least you can fool guys into thinking you're a cougar now! rawrrr
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sargent5 0
Ouch!!!!!
The_Pleb 0
YDI for being a virgin
sexxxtacy 0
maybe this means you'll get an extra 20 years of bein a cougar and seducing old men for their money...im calling this one a win
kieran247 0
lies
Link5794 18
A cougar dates younger men. You're thinking of a gold digger.
cl9595 0
how did that happen? o.O
Sun_Kissed18 25
Smoking ages a person? Thats all I got
matt5217 4
sun kissed what realm do you play on :D
blondbrunette916 0
heroin ages too
allmidnighteyes 11
meth combined with a lack of sleep will do that to ya but hey, at least you can fool guys into thinking you're a cougar now! rawrrr
horribleville 0
Or smoking
plethora 3
Or the Queensland sun.
kimmyskates 0
ass much?
perdix 31
Just think, when you reach 40, you'll look good for someone who should have died 10 years ago. You could be the hottest cougar at your high school prom.
Djavu 0
Bwahahaha, f*cking brilliant. But still, how the **** did you get to look like a 40 year old? You probably deserve it.
Rayn4u_fml 0
Perdix, when that day arrives, only a necrophiliac will take a liking for her.
RubixMonkey 0
uh, I think you are judging necrophiliacs too hard. I have never heard a corpse complain.
CookiesNmilk 0
wow
Mx_Rider 6
wow times 2
subcultured 0
you must be a hard 18.
teiso_fml 0
Are you a heavy smoker?
saimaali 0
What could one have possibly done to look THAT old??? Dammmmnn.
dudeitsdanny 10
It's not bad at 16 to be thought of as a few years younger. But to be 18 and thought to be over twice your age is horrible, I'm sure