Today, I uploaded a cute photo of my boyfriend and me on Facebook. Ten minutes later, his friend commented: "Dude! You're supposed to capture the Snorlax, not date it!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I posted a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook. He untagged himself. FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he took pictures of me while I was sleeping. Instead of it being all cute like you see on social media, there's me sleeping with his dirty-ass sock on my face and him smiling in the background. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend of several months to post a picture of us. He deleted his Facebook instead. FML
Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a selfie where I used the Snapchat face-swap to put my best friend's face on mine. My boyfriend didn't notice and texted back, "Wow, so beautiful!" FML
Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML
Today, my boyfriend looked so unhappy in a photo we took that I downloaded an editing app, and edited the photo to make it look like he was smiling before posting it. FML
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Top comments
BVBarmy_girl 22
He deserves a kick in his poke-balls!
snufflebubble 13
Woah. Harsh much. There is no need for his friend to be so rude. Clearly he is insensitive whereas I'm sure your boyfriend is able to see past that-considering he is dating you. As rough as it is, try and look past it? It's a reflection on him, not you.
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Comments (152)
MoeT8979 8
It's was a joke STFU
kaedynsmom0325 13
Let me guess, his friend is single..
AlexiAwesome 10
Mayyyybe he was talking to you, not your boyfriend... I mean, YOU did post the picture.... But he probably wasn't.
ropeandneck 7
hey moe why don't YOU shut the **** up ? stop asking everyone to do it and show us how well you can do it yourself. my smile shatters every time I read one of your dumb comments, you're ruining my mood, you're killing my santa clause, so go away, or say something nice, funny, relevant, before the internets knock at your door and say "you're banned, kid. hand us your keyboard and the sock you use to jack off, you doesn't exist anymore."
BRLHP 24
That was a bit overboard.
skyeyez9 25
I hope your bf blocked that dipshit after such a rude comment.
fksfsdhfsdfh 26
Ouch, poor OP!
twistacular_ 3
People still use Facebook? Wut?
iwadasn 33
Have you been living under a rock for the past several years?
jnazzty 4
I'm shocked too with twitter and Instagram only old ppl still use FacebookWhere u get ur iPhone from?
Shrike 24
Probably an Instagram or Tumblr hipster who thinks mocking Facebook makes him so cool and unique.
iammeorami 25
His friend is jealous that your boyfriend has you
savvymarie 8
jeez you must be really fat