Today, I uploaded a cute photo of my boyfriend and me on Facebook. Ten minutes later, his friend commented: "Dude! You're supposed to capture the Snorlax, not date it!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I posted a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook. He untagged himself. FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he took pictures of me while I was sleeping. Instead of it being all cute like you see on social media, there's me sleeping with his dirty-ass sock on my face and him smiling in the background. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend of several months to post a picture of us. He deleted his Facebook instead. FML
Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a selfie where I used the Snapchat face-swap to put my best friend's face on mine. My boyfriend didn't notice and texted back, "Wow, so beautiful!" FML
Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML
Today, my boyfriend looked so unhappy in a photo we took that I downloaded an editing app, and edited the photo to make it look like he was smiling before posting it. FML
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Top comments
BVBarmy_girl 22
He deserves a kick in his poke-balls!
snufflebubble 13
Woah. Harsh much. There is no need for his friend to be so rude. Clearly he is insensitive whereas I'm sure your boyfriend is able to see past that-considering he is dating you. As rough as it is, try and look past it? It's a reflection on him, not you.
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Comments (152)
legendxs 20
Well do something about it not to look like Snorlax.
QueenOrangeSoda 21
So what you're saying is: the person who receives an unfair rude comment, rather than the one who gives it, is the one who needs a change?
sammyjo06 14
Whether or not you're fat, you don't deserve comments like that :(. Although, am I the only one who thinks it's somewhat amusing that no one seems to need an explanation of what Snorlax means? We're all nerds, apparently :P.
babswashere 9
That's messed up. There's plenty of pretty big girls but if it really bothers you so much, maybe you should take better care of yourself for your body and health
mrspengins 4
Such dicks. Ignore them they're just jealous that he likes spending time with you more than with them.
WinterBlue42 22
Although I feel bad for the OP, I have to say. . That is really. . REALLY funny. FYL though!
sionis 3
Guess it's time to put down the triple baconater and go for a jog
Yellow minion 11
that's so mean!