Today, I uploaded a cute photo of my boyfriend and me on Facebook. Ten minutes later, his friend commented: "Dude! You're supposed to capture the Snorlax, not date it!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I posted a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook. He untagged himself. FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he took pictures of me while I was sleeping. Instead of it being all cute like you see on social media, there's me sleeping with his dirty-ass sock on my face and him smiling in the background. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend of several months to post a picture of us. He deleted his Facebook instead. FML
Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a selfie where I used the Snapchat face-swap to put my best friend's face on mine. My boyfriend didn't notice and texted back, "Wow, so beautiful!" FML
Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML
Today, my boyfriend looked so unhappy in a photo we took that I downloaded an editing app, and edited the photo to make it look like he was smiling before posting it. FML
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Top comments
BVBarmy_girl 22
He deserves a kick in his poke-balls!
snufflebubble 13
Woah. Harsh much. There is no need for his friend to be so rude. Clearly he is insensitive whereas I'm sure your boyfriend is able to see past that-considering he is dating you. As rough as it is, try and look past it? It's a reflection on him, not you.
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Comments (152)
Reaper1984 13
Im sorry OP, but for some reason or another most if not not all guys have at least one douche bag friend that likes to make cruel nasty jokes about others girlfriends. I personally believe its due to insecurities they have about themselves.
BRLHP 24
I guess I fail to see how his question is irrelevant to the FML. Yes it's uncalled for and not a necessary or nice question, but it's still on topic.
Shenannigoats 16
It's irrelevant because her size is not the issue here; the issue is that the guy who made the comment was being a git.
spottyblanket 8
Why would he do that when there is a chance he may meet you someday? He sounds like a rude prick at any rate. Don't whinge to your bf op, just plot sweet revenge! :)
chrisjoy 0
Why would it matter if he might meet her one day? Should he be afraid that she's gonna eat him? Or sit on him and kill him? I think he was right to say that. Friends don't let friends date fat girls.
felixshen 18
I guess your boyfriend didn't visit Professor Oak's lab.
xRezSynn 15
Maybe he's just joking, but yeah that was quite insensitive of him.
SWC_Penguin 17
I just Googled that little dude and it's adorable. You sound soft and cuddly and super cute. If some guy thinks that's bad, screw him.
BlueFlatts 20
I don't think "little" is the correct word. If my memory serves me correctly it weighs about over 1300lbs, maybe even a ton. Size; enough to block a road.
SWC_Penguin 17
Google image search didn't really convey that part.
captainObviously 15
I believe in his description it says snorelax is a 2000 lb pokemon
TheNewGuy03 29
The way I look at it, it's never a bad thing. I mean, she's adorable, always sleeping, weighs at least half a ton, can take a billion and one hits, and only has a weakness to martial artists... ...wait, where was I going with this?
Shadown_fml 12
YDI for such ridiculous display of affection on the dating website known as Facebook
dogpup4 23
What was the point in that last bit? "On the dating website known as Facebook" Are you trying to sound clever?
Dusty_Busters 15
It's absolutely relevant, the FML is about someone making fun of her size.
snufflebubble 13
#38, #58. By irrelevant I meant that regardless of whether OP is obese it is still not something that the bfs friend had a right to say. So the question posed is irrelevant because it doesn't make what happened any more acceptable. I would still consider it an FML whether she is fat or not.