Today, I tried to wake my boyfriend up to sex. When I went to touch his penis, he elbowed me in the face, mumbled an apology and began snoring again. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML
Today, I tried to seduce my boyfriend so I mounted him and began kissing him. He immediately pretended to snore into my mouth and rolled over, making me fall off of the bed. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by waking him up with a blowjob, because he had always told me that it was a sexy fantasy of his. When he finally woke up, he got pissed off, rudely accused me of interrupting his beauty sleep, then soundly lay back down and fell asleep again. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to initiate sex with me in my sleep. He confessed to thinking that if he did it lightly enough, I'd think I was just dreaming. FML
Today, after struggling for hours to fall asleep with my husband's rather rattling snoring, I finally managed to drop off… only to be rudely awakened an hour later by my husband elbowing me in the face in his sleep. FML
Today, I tried to wake my husband up in the middle of the night by kissing him deeply and massaging his neck and shoulders. He opens his eyes, looks at me, says "No", and goes back to sleep. FML
Today, I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend, but he kept falling asleep while I was giving him a handjob. Ugh, no sex. FML
Today, we rearranged the bedroom and my boyfriend and I switched sides of the bed. When the alarm went off, he got confused as to which side the clock was on. Instead of hitting the snooze button like he normally does, he hit me in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend elbowed me in the eye while we were sleeping. His excuse: "You shouldn't have stayed over." FML
Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML
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Top comments
kingodsucksville 18
Sleep is an amazing thing, don't interrupt it
danceinconverse 25
Wow, I'm thinking he's going to regret that when he's fully conscious. Hopefully he'll make it up to you!
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Comments (76)
joshi42 16
Use you mouth next time. That will kill your face away from his elbows.
joshi42 16
"keep" of course. Hate autocomplete.
Laudinho93 1
Do i have to find this here babe?
ambidextrousfool 7
Uhh maybe he really is just too tired? If women can say they are tired and refuse sex, why can't men?
lalaney 14
You didn't really have his consent. Even if you guys are together, you should still ask if something like that is okay first.
amack92 1
if a guy done this he would be getting called a creep/weirdo
clickme 17
YDI for maintaining that childhood impression that sex is more important than sleep! Lmao. J/K I sleep hard too and say and do all kinds of things that I never remember when I'm awake. I'm certain he is sorry for that
ronenlior 21
A man needs his sleep
dracolich 27
Please try not to molest your boyfriend in the future. It'll be better if he's awake for it anyway. :)
fmyhardon 16
You'r doing it wrong. To the same his up to sex properly, his elbow should not have been able to reach your face.
Dictionaryspeaks 18
I can say I've probably done this!! Lol