Today, I tried to wake my boyfriend up to sex. When I went to touch his penis, he elbowed me in the face, mumbled an apology and began snoring again. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML
Today, I tried to seduce my boyfriend so I mounted him and began kissing him. He immediately pretended to snore into my mouth and rolled over, making me fall off of the bed. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by waking him up with a blowjob, because he had always told me that it was a sexy fantasy of his. When he finally woke up, he got pissed off, rudely accused me of interrupting his beauty sleep, then soundly lay back down and fell asleep again. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to initiate sex with me in my sleep. He confessed to thinking that if he did it lightly enough, I'd think I was just dreaming. FML
Today, after struggling for hours to fall asleep with my husband's rather rattling snoring, I finally managed to drop off… only to be rudely awakened an hour later by my husband elbowing me in the face in his sleep. FML
Today, I tried to wake my husband up in the middle of the night by kissing him deeply and massaging his neck and shoulders. He opens his eyes, looks at me, says "No", and goes back to sleep. FML
Today, I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend, but he kept falling asleep while I was giving him a handjob. Ugh, no sex. FML
Today, we rearranged the bedroom and my boyfriend and I switched sides of the bed. When the alarm went off, he got confused as to which side the clock was on. Instead of hitting the snooze button like he normally does, he hit me in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend elbowed me in the eye while we were sleeping. His excuse: "You shouldn't have stayed over." FML
Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML
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Top comments
kingodsucksville 18
Sleep is an amazing thing, don't interrupt it
danceinconverse 25
Wow, I'm thinking he's going to regret that when he's fully conscious. Hopefully he'll make it up to you!
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Comments (76)
Calingaladha 21
Well, it's like they always say...abstinence makes the heart grow fonder. In any case, I'm sure he'll be more romantic when he's awake.
Teyros 24
He just missed out...
AddictGamer 16
?it's the hard knock life, for us?
alisha0215 12
Lol you should've elbowed him back.
worldclassrager 41
There has to be some way to get that to work....perhaps a handjob or ******* might work better
a1_z9 10
Have you ever tried to blow someone who's just not in the right frame of mind for sex? It's not a confidence boost to say the least. Best bet would be to wait until he's a bit more aware of his surroundings.
Emmamazing 26
Romantic.
superspooky 13
well at least he apologized lol
WD_Stevens 22
I can't imagine waking up to sex would be in any way good. Knowing how groggy and out of it I am in the mornings, I doubt I would make a very attentive lover.
kingnoor123 6
Uhh
i_needa_username 17
"to sex"