Today, I tried to make my mom feel better about me leaving for camp for 2 weeks by saying I wish she would come too. She took me seriously and called the camp and is now a camp counselor there. The only problem is I lied about going to the camp, and I'm really going to my boyfriend's lake house. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend came to visit from another state. My mom didn't want me to go to his hotel, but I did. When she asked about it, I lied to her and said I didn't go. She the showed me a picture of my car outside his hotel. FML
Today, I told my mom I was going out to hang out with some friends. She looked me dead in the eye and said, "Don't lie to me." FML
Today, I realized that I hate lying to my mom about having a boyfriend. FML
Today, I told my mom I was going on a date tonight. She laughed and didn't believe me. When I tried to convince her it was real, she got mad and grounded me for lying. I had to cancel the date. FML
Today, I didn't want to hang out with my girlfriend so I could binge watch Pawn Stars instead. When she asked me why not, I lied not very convincingly and said my mom was sick and needed my help. She now thinks I'm cheating on her. FML
Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I came home after spending the past two months at summer camp, just for my parents to excitedly announce that I'm going to be spending the next two weeks in Florida with my grandma. We have to leave in literally a couple hours. FML
Today, I was going to hang out with the girl I like, because she was leaving for the rest of the Summer. She had to cancel to go shopping with her grandma "all day." At 1 o'clock, she came online and told me how much fun she had with this guy I really don't like. She forgot that she lied to me. FML
Today, I told my mother I was doing fine with my classes when I actually wasn't because her mother is dying, and I didn't want her to have more things to stress about. She found out and she's very hurt. I feel awful about it and I know lying wasn't the right thing to do, but in the moment I didn't want to cause her any more pain. FML
Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML
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barty5858 0
well at least you learned that lying is bad
eliz3 0
your mum is scary if she took that seriously
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56578 0
I bet your mom knows you lied to her, and this is her way of getting back at you... YDI big time.
LebChickOnFira 0
Who's calling bullshit with me on that one?
iloveblackshirt6 0
Well, it was a really bad idea to lie...sucks for you!
tobichprophet 0
bs!
BleedingAssassin 0
>_> It must be because you're a woman.
person1000003 0
Agree with number one just tell her u were going to where u are going...
member0987654321 0
fuckkkkkk your life! your mom sounds like a fuckinnn freakk!!!!!!!!!!!! just. like change her mind! somehow! just say like.. mom, i really think that it's time i be independent. i think i can go away to camp for a few weeks. i need this. i promise i'll call you evvvvveryyyydayyyyy ( : (:
050294 0
You are a bitch.
member0987654321 0
wow. the knew "**** my life" site (because we allll know that text abrievations aren't allowed on this site anymore.. but THIS SHIT SUCKS! **** YOU FML!
Antonio718 0
RETARD (@ 86)
um_duh 0
Lies make baby jeebuz cry
LemonFairy 0
Aside from the huge YDI... I'm still trying to figure out what type of camp takes counselors out of the blue. I get the economy is down, but there are certain credentials and counselor training things you have to do through, not to mention age caps on counselors for stay-away camps the majority of the time. So anyway, this whole FML is made of fail...