Anon
United States
Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Sorry Sharon
Today, I tried to high-five someone but somehow ended up slapping them in the face. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I tried to put my friend's hand in lukewarm water while he was sleeping, to see if he'd pee himself. He woke up and punched me in the face. FML
sociallyawkward
Atlanta, United States
Today, I fistbumped a cashier as they tried to hand me my change. FML
Username
United States
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
Ashley
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Belmont, United States
Mind melting
Today, a friend thought it would be funny to shove me over; I face-planted. I was going to say "Fuck you" and "I will kill you." It came out as "I will fuck you." He's still laughing. FML
Anonymous
Istanbul, Turkey
Today, I was at my best friend's wedding. As she threw the bouquet, I was punched in the face by another bridesmaid. Later, as I was explaining what had happened, I punched myself in the face. FML
JohnFarrell
United States
Today, I was at the gym when I saw one of my friends at the water fountain. I went over and gave him a man ass slap while he was drinking. It wasn't my friend. I now have a black eye. FML
filipinoclari808
United States
Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML
Anonymous
Power move
Today, I was walking my girlfriend to class when my friend came by and playfully punched me in the arm. Trying not to look like a wimp, I turned around to hit him in the arm. Instead, I ended up punching a girl in the face. Now my girlfriend won't talk to me and I'm suspended. FML
ShouldHaveDoneItMyself
Sudan
Today, I didn't have the courage to tell the guy who likes me that I only thought of him as a friend, so I asked my best friend to do it for me. It turns out that her way of doing this is telling him to "Fuck off" and then punching him in the face. FML
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mserrato 8
Punch him back
purpleamandapand 6
So when you go in for a high five does he slap you in the face?
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Comments (103)
cheer21moose 13
Oh poor you. Now punch him back and move on with your life.
lendalynn 5
I'd say that's a miscommunication
yourmurderscenex 13
how fast were you going in for that fist bumo for him to confuse it with a punch?
brock329 3
He had to of been coming in hot
ItsTheKing 10
You misinterpreted his actions. He was trying to fist-bump your face.
MwahFMLS 6
Paranoid much?
ninjuh_wingman 29
Yea cuz a fist bump moves fast enough to hit someone.
GP14brBaller 5
*****.
flockz 20
don't show him your dick whenever he's around... unless you want a mushroom stamp on your forehead.
WCARlover 35
Maybe you should bump your fist into his skull next time:)
dontfmlplzzz 6
How high do you fist bump? Less he's a midget, then it's understandable
Arxikist 3
Fatality.