jking2z
United States
Today, I tried to boycott an 80's theme party by wearing my regular clothes. Everyone said they loved my costume. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Australia
Nice disguise
Today, I had to walk through an extremely crowded pub wearing a dorky prisoner outfit to get to a dress-up party at the back. When we got there, I soon realised it wasn't fancy dress, but just black-and-white themed. FML
nerd
United States
Got em
Today, I got a call from my friend who invited me to a theme party. It was a goth theme, and I decided to get real into it. I put on a trench coat, black skin tight pants, and black paint under the eyes. When I got there I was greeted by a kid in a pink popped collar. It wasn't a theme party. FML
Anonymous
Perth, Australia
Fruity party
Today, I went to a costume party dressed as a pineapple. As it turned out, the theme was "tropical", not "tropical fruit". Everyone else was in Hawaiian shirts while I stood there looking fruity. FML
tinydancer
Richmond, United States
Today, I went to a party dressed as a zombie. Everyone admired my hilarious "zombie dancing". Those were my regular dance moves. FML
PieterseMJ
Sandton, South Africa
Today, my company had a Halloween party. I was so excited seeing as our company never does anything, so I pulled out all the stops with my costume. I was the only one who got dressed up. FML
P Rogers Nelson
United States
The guest formerly known as…
Today, I went to a costume party dressed as Prince. As I walked into the party, I realized that I was the only one who hadn't received the memo that the costume part of the party had been cancelled. I spent the evening awkwardly mingling with a group of confused strangers while dressed in purple satin. FML
Halloween Fail
Braidwood, United States
Today, I went to a Halloween party dressed in Charlie Brown's ghost costume, a white sheet with holes all over. I got beat up for dressing like a member of the KKK. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, everyone commented on how realistic my "fat suit" was. I didn't dress up for Halloween. FML
Missedtheboat
United States
Today, I finished making an awesome costume for a Halloween party my crush was attending. I then checked the invite and found out the party was last night. FML
cuz803
Halloween freakout
Today, I went to my friend's costume party dressed as Michael Myers. My costume must've been too conspicuous because it drew violent attention. I'm still sore from the pushing, tackling, tripping, falling and body shots. FML
Top comments
skippydoda 32
Why would you go to a costume party if you are going to boycott the theme?
Eyalsh 32
boyocotting by taking part, because logic. ydi.
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Comments (73)
NotDarkKnight 27
So what happened to you in the 80s?
Bigfabthetruth52 22
I didn't know you could boycott a party by attending it. just saying
capnbzarr 43
That's not boycotting; it's party pooping.
blackonblight 33
I don't think you understand what the word "boycott" means.
SuperMew 22
Boy + cot = fun night. Maybe she assumed she was going to get laid?
iRambo 12
That's funny.
kalbrek009 20
Lol. YDI. Boycotting something means you're not even going to go to the event. Use a dictionary much OP?
soulreaper12296 28
Why would you boycott an 80's theme party in the first place? YDI
stephanyovalle 15
Look at me, I'm soooo cool for not wearing a costume. Grow up dude, if you don't want to participate at a themed party, don't go.
False_Stupidity 42
Dude, time to lose the mullet and hypercolour shirt.. Seriously though, why bother boycotting a party theme? Did someone force you to go or is the real reason because you couldn't be bothered looking for 80's attire.
Jacei3eleren 2
your a douche. its one thing to not like a clichè theme. its another to actually attend the party and not be themed to draw attention to urself